A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
POT. How could I choose,
Being thou wert not here? The time is come:
Thou'lt be as good unto me as thy word?
HEAR. Nay, hang me, if I e'er recant. You'll take me
Both wind and limb at th' venture, will you not?
POT. Ay, good chuck, every inch of thee; she were no true woman
that would not.
HEAR. I must tell you one thing--and yet I'm loth.
POT. I am thy rib,
Thou must keep nothing from thy rib, good chuck:
Thy yoke-fellow must know all thy secrets.
HEAR. Why then, I'll tell you, sweet. [_He whispers her._
POT. Heaven defend!
HEAR. 'Tis true.
POT. Now, God forbid! and would you offer
T' undo a widow-woman so? I had
As lief the old vintner were alive again.
HEAR. I was born[119] with it, I confess; but lying
In Turkey for intelligence, the Great Turk,
Somewhat suspicious of me, lest I might
Entice some o' th' seraglio, did command
I should be forthwith cut.
POT. A heathen deed
It was! none but an infidel could have
The heart to do it.
HEAR. Now you know the worst
That you must trust to. Come, let's to the church.
POT. Good Master Hearsay, nature ne'er intended
One woman should be joined to another:
The holy blessing of all wedlock was
T' increase and multiply, as Master Christopher
Did well observe last Sabbath. I'll not do
Anything 'gainst God's word. I do release you
Of all your promises; and that it may not
Be said you lost by loving me, take this.
Perhaps I may get you a contribution
O' th' women of the parish, as I did
The broken-bellied man the other day.
HEAR. Seeing you needs will cast me off, let me
Entreat this one thing of you: that you would not
Make me your table-talk at the next gossiping. [_Exit._
POT. Indeed I pity thee, poor thing; or rather
I pity thee, poor nothing!
_Enter_ SLICER.
Good lieutenant,
How dost thou? Thou art mindful of thy promise.
SLICER. What else, my jolly wench?
POT. Good sweet lieutenant,
Give me but leave to ask one question of you:
Art thou entire and sound in all thy limbs?
SLICER. To tell the very truth, ere now I've had
A spice o' the pox or so; but now I am sound
As any bell--hem! was't not shrill, my girl? ha!
POT. I do not ask thee about these diseases:
My question is, whether thou'st all thy parts?
SLICER. Faith, I have lost a joint or two; as none
Of our profession, come off whole, unless
The general and some sneaks.
POT. My meaning is,
Whether that something is not wanting that
Should write thee husband?
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