A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
SLICER. Give me villany,
That's circumspect and well-advis'd, that doth
Colour at least for goodness. If the cloak
And mantle were pull'd off from things, 'twould be
As hard to meet an honest action as
A liberal alderman or a court-nun.
HEAR. Knowing, then, how we must direct our steps,
Let us chalk out our paths: you, Shape, know yours.
SHAPE. Where'er I light on fortune, my commission
Will hold to take her up: I'll ease my silken
Friends of that idle luggage we call money.
HEAR. For my good toothless countess, let us try
To win that old eremite thing that, like
An image in a German clock,[136] doth move,
Not walk--I mean, that rotten antiquary.
MEAN. He'll surely love her, 'cause she looks like some
Old ruin'd piece, that was five ages backward.
HEAR. To the great vestry-wit, the livery-brain,
My common-council pate, that doth determine
A city-business with his gloves on's head,
We must apply good hope of wealth and means.
SLICER. That griping knight Sir Thomas must be call'd
With the same lure: he knows t' a crumb how much
Loss is in twenty dozen of bread, between
That which is broke by th' hand and that is cut.
Which way best keep his candles, bran or straw:
What tallow's lost in putting of 'em out
By spittle, what by foot, what by the puff,
What by the holding downwards, and what by
The extinguisher; which wick will longest be
In lighting, which spend fastest. He must hear
Nothing but moieties, and lives, and farms,
Copies, and tenures; he is deaf to th' rest.
MEAN. I'll speak the language of the wealthy to him;
My mouth shall swill with bags, revenues, fees,
Estates, reversions, incomes, and assurance[s].
He's in the gin already; for his daughter,
She'll be an easy purchase.[137]
HEAR. I do hope
We shall grow famous; have all sorts repair
As duly to us, as the barren wives
Of aged citizens do to St Antholin's.
Come, let us take our quarters; we may come
To be some great officers in time,
And with a reverend magisterial frown
Pass sentence on those faults that are our own. [_Exeunt omnes._
FOOTNOTES:
[116] The Declaration concerning "The Book of Sports," set forth some
time before. This was a matter very disgusting to the Puritans, who had
an equal dislike to the Book of Common Prayer.
[117] This phrase signifies _take courage_, or _summon up resolution_.
It is at present always written in this manner; formerly it used, [very
erroneously,] to be, _take heart at grass_; as in "Euphues," p. 18:
"Rise, therefore, Euphues, and _take heart at grasse_, younger thou
shalt never bee: plucke up thy stomacke, if love have stong thee, it
shall not stifle thee."
Again, in Tarlton's "Newes out of Purgatory," p. 4: "Therefore _taking
heart at grasse_, drawing more neere him," &c.
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