A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
SHAPE. The pox and plague take all ill-fortune! this
The second time that he hath cheated me;
My very best suit that I had!
AND. How now!
What, lost your cloak and suit? A jest, I vow;
I vow, a pretty jest. 'Odsnigs, I guess'd so;
I saw him have it on: it made him look as like you,
As like you--'tis a rogue, a mere decoy. [_Aside._
SHAPE. A rogue, a mere decoy! and yet like
me?
AND. Nay, hold, I mean he is a rogue, when that
He hath his own clothes on. D' y' think that I
Would call him so when he is in your suit?
SHAPE. No more of that, good Andrew, as you love me;
Keep in your wit.
AND. Speak, tutor, do I use
To quarrel? Speak, good tutor.
MEAN. That wit, Andrew,
Of yours will be th' undoing of you, if
You use't no better.
AND. Faith, I thought I might
Have broke a witty jest upon him, being
I've lost my cloak.
MEAN. True; but he has lost his too,
And then you know that is not lawful wit.
_Enter_ HEARSAY.
HEAR. Here's Master Credulous and old Sir Thomas;
They have some business with you.
MEAN. Bring 'em in.
SHAPE. My business lies not here, sirs, fare you well.
[_Exit_ SHAPE.
AND. For God's sake, don't you tell old Sim on't, now.
SCENE V.
_To them_ SIR THOMAS BITEFIG, CREDULOUS.
MEAN. God save you, good Sir Thomas.
SIR T. Save you, sir.
MEAN. Your welcome, Master Credulous.
CRE. Come hither:
Whither do you steal now? What! Where's your cloak?
AND. Going to foils e'en now, I put it off.
MEAN. To tell you truth, he hath lost it at doublets.
CRE. With what a lie you'd flap me in the mouth!
Thou hast the readiest invention
To put off anything: thou hadst it from
Thy mother, I'll be sworn: 't ne'er came from me.
MEAN. Peace, as you love yourself: if that the knight
Should once perceive that he were given to gaming,
'Twould make him break the match off presently.
CRE. Sir Thomas, here's my son; he may be yours,
If you please to accept him.
AND. Father, don't
Give me away for this: try me once more.
SIR T. I like his person well enough, if that
You'll make him an estate convenient.
MEAN. He hath more in him, sir, than he can show.
He hath one fault: he's something covetous.
SIR T. Marry, a very commendable fault.
CRE. He is descended of no great high blood:
He hath a house, although he came of none.
His grandfather was a good livery-man,
Paid scot and lot, old Timothy Credulous
My father--though I say it, that should not.
SIR T. I don't regard this thing that you call blood;
'Tis a mere name, a sound.
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