A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
CHIR. O sir, the deed
By which it came was not more close. D' y' think
I would undo myself by twitting? 'Twere
To bring the gallants all about mine ears,
And make me mine own patient. I'm faithful
And secret, though a barber.
SHAPE. Nay, but hear me;
He's very modest: 'twas his first attempt
Procur'd him this infirmity. He will
Be bashful, I am sure, and won't be known
Of any such thing at the first. You must
Be sure to put him to't.
CHIR. Let me alone:
He knows not yet the world, I do perceive.
It is as common now with gentlemen,
As 'tis to follow fashion: only here
Lieth the difference, that they keep in this
A little longer. I shall have so much
Upon your word, sir?
SHAPE. If you do perform
The cure by that time, twenty pieces, sir:
You are content?
MER. Yes, sir.
CHIR. It shall be done [_Exit_ SHAPE.
According to your own prescription.
Sit down, I pray you, sir: this gentleman
Is a good friend of yours.
MER. Indeed he is a very honest man,
As any one can wish to deal with, verily.
CHIR. Believe't, he loves you very well.
MER. I am most ready
To do him any service truly. Pray you,
Good brother, don't delay me: I'm in haste.
CHIR. _Indeed-and truly-verily-good brother!_
How could these milksop words e'er get him company
That could procure the pox? [_Aside_.] Where do you feel
You[r] grief most trouble you?
MER. I'm very well: what mean you, brother?
CHIR. Nay, be not so modest:
'Tis no such heinous fault, as that you should
Seek thus to hide it; mere ill-fortune only--
MER. Surely you do forget yourself.
CHIR. Come, come,
He told me you'd be shamefac'd: you must be
Wary hereafter.
MER. I do perceive
He is a little mad indeed: the gentleman
Told me so much just as I came along. [_Aside._
Yes, yes, I will be wary; I'll take heed.
Come, pray y', despatch me.
CHIR. So, I like you now.
It is the custom of most gentlemen
Not to confess until they feel their bones
Begin t' admonish 'em.
MER. You are i' th' right.
Good friend, make haste; I've very urgent business.
CHIR. Not rashly neither. Is your gristle sound?
Methinks 'tis very firm as yet to the touch.
You fear no danger there as yet, sir, do you?
MER. No, I'll assure you. He must have his humour:
I see he is not to be cross'd. [_Aside._
CHIR. When did you
Feel the first grudging on't? 'Tis not broke out
In any place?
MER. No, no: I pray y', despatch me.
CHIR. These things desire deliberation;
Care is requir'd.
MER. Good brother, go t' your chest.
CHIR. How can I know what med'cines to apply,
If that you tell me not where lies your grief?
MER. Nay, good, now let me go.
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