A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
BRIS. No, no; two boys and so many wenches, that we will
furnish the whole city with herb-women and costermongers of
our own progeny; there shall not be an apple-wife in the whole
country but she shall be ingrafted into some branch of our
family: not a day in the whole year shall pass but some tree
of our stock shall be set, till we have enough to plant a
wilderness and people it. Go, pack up thy treasure; the time
flies too fast, but we'll outstrip it. To-night we'll be at a
place some ten miles off, where a house ready-furnished waits
for thee, with all things necessary for the celebration of our
nuptials. I'll fit thee with a pair of shoes; let's see thy
foot. It is of the eighteens; thou shalt have a strapping pair.
Make haste.
JEN. Thanks, kind Vamp; all that I have is thine. [_Exit._
BRIS. I hope so, or else my plot fails me: if Heath speed with
Nancy Curds as well as I have with Hanna Jenniting, we shall
make quick work with 'um; we shall fledge ourselves before we
fly. Let them husband what we leave 'um as well as they can.
[_Exit._
SCENE VIII.
_Enter_ HEATH _and_ CURDS.
HEATH. Yes, it is a very neat house; 'tis at the, sign of the
Bull; 'tis newly covered with calves'-skins, and paved with
knuckle-bones. Thou shalt not deny me; we'll be there to-night;
and 'tis but three hours' journey. Let me have thy bundles of
necessaries an hour hence, and I'll see 'um safe sent before.
Thou shalt be the lady o' th' town.
CURDS. I have been one in my days, when we kept the Whitson
ale, where we danced _The Building of London Bridge upon
wool-packs_[243] and _The Hay_[244] upon a grass-plat, and
when we were aweary with dancing hard, we always went to the
cushion dance.
HEATH. Ay, we'll have dancing at our wedding too, when the cups
of canary have made our heads frisk. O, how we shall foot it,
when we can scarce stand, and caper when we are cut in the leg!
The first year shall be a leap-year with us.
CURDS. What shall we have at our wedding dinner? We'll be sure
of a plum-pudding, that shall be the very flower of the feast.
HEATH. Then a leg of beef shall walk round the table, like
a city captain with a target of lamb before it: a snipe,
with his long bill, shall be a serjeant, and a capon carry
the drumsticks. Thou shalt be lady-general, and pick out the
choicest of every dish for thy life-guard.
CURDS. I'll pay them to the full. [_Aside._
HEATH. Till anon good-bye. [_Exit_ HEATH.
_Enter_ BUDGET, DITTY, GUM.
DITTY. Pox o' thy ugly face! ca'st not sing but thou must cry
too? Look, there she is; good Gum, hold my shop a little.
BUD. And mine too.
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