A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
HEATH. Yes, a silver bodkin and thimble, and as many curds as
would serve the court ladies for a twelvemonth, besides the box
laden with all the plate and household stuff that her pitchy
fingers could stick to in six years' service, with which I
believe she now waits for me at the appointed place. What we
can't turn into money we will into ale, and drink it out. Mine
host Welcome has a cup of blessed lull.[247]
BRIS. Away, make haste, we'll empty his cellar to-night, and
draw his barrels out into our hogshead.
HEATH. I'll outfly the swift. [_Exit_ HEATH.
BRIS. But scarce outgo an owl. This fellow will I so tutor,
that he shall rob Mercury himself, surpass Prometheus, and
steal the sun from heaven! Filch away Venus's box of beauty,
and pawn it to ladies, not to be redeemed but by the golden
apple that Paris gave her! Jupiter's thunder, too, and sell it
to besieged towns for granadoes!
_Enter_ JENNITING _with a bundle_.
O, here comes my precious Hanna, never so lovely as now, when
she brings a bundle along with her! That beauty-spot makes her
look fair. Come, my sweeting; every minute was an age till thou
camest. But why so wrinkled? Those looks do not become a bride.
JEN. Is there no danger of drowning? I am ready to sink every
time I think of the water. I cannot choose but quake ever since
I was in the ducking-stool.
BRIS. Never fear it. Thou shalt be Queen o' th' Thames, and
command the waves; be crowned with water-cresses, and enrobed
in watered grogerum. The Nymphs shall curl thy hair, and Syrens
sing thy nuptials. The sea shall drink thy health, till it
spews and purges again, and swell with pride, that it can carry
thee.
JEN. These lines are strong enough to hold an anchor.
BRIS. Dolphins shall bring musicians on their backs, and spout
out cans of beer beyond the conduits on the Mayor's-day.
JEN. We'll have a fish-dinner, too, and the Lady o' th' Lobster
shall be Mistress o' th' Feast.
BRIS. Yes, yes; and Triton's trumpet shall echo up each mess,
while we sound the bottom of our ocean cups, and drown god
Neptune in a sea of wine! But let not your sister Nancy hear of
it for your ears. She'll raise a tempest will ship-wreck all
our hopes; she'll storm louder than the winds. Meet me here two
hours hence with all your tacklings. I'll see this bundle shall
be safe. The ruddy sky promises a fair gale; if the winds fail
us and blow enviously, we'll blast Æolus. [_Exeunt._
SCENE X.
_Enter_ DITTY.
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