A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
LAMB. Zounds! Sir knight, we have stood beating the bush,
and the bird's flown away; this city bowler has kissed the
mistress[94] at first cast.
BREW. How fare ye, gentlemen? what cheer, sir knight?
SPEED. An adventurer still, sir, to this new-found land.[95]
LAMB. He sails about the point, sir; but he cannot put in yet.
BREW. The wind may turn, sir. [_To_ STEPHEN.] A word, Master
Foster. [_They converse apart._
LAMB. You see, Sir Speedwell, what card is turned up for trump;
I hold my life, this spruce citizen will forestall the market:
O, these brisk factors are notable firkers.
SPEED. I doubt, sir, he will play the merchant[96] with us.
BREW. They both are suitors, sir, yet both shoot wide;
My daughter, sure, must be your kinsman's bride.
STEPH. I'll give her a wedding-ring on that condition,
And put a stone in't worth a thousand pound, sir.
BREW. You have my hand and heart to't, be she pleased so.
LAMB. 'Sfoot! let's show ourselves gallants or
gallymawfries:[97] shall we be outbraved by a cockney? [_To_
ROBERT.] A word, my fair Zenocrates; do you see, sir, here be
those that have gone a-fishing, and can give you a gudgeon?
ROB. You were best go fish for better manners, or I shall bob
for eels[98] with you. [_Strikes him._
LAMB. Zounds! are you a striker? Draw, sir knight.
BREW. Not in my house; I pray, be quiet, gentlemen.
ROB. He dares not do't abroad, believe me, sir.
STEPH. Now, by my life, my boy, for this brave spirit
I'll hug thee in mine arms: lose life and limbs,
Ere thou forsake thy love.
LAMB. He is no rival he, sir,[99] has struck me;
And we are gentlemen.
SPEED. And hear ye, sir; let him seek out his equals; for some
of us are in danger to make her a lady shortly: I know what I
speak; what I speak I'll do; yet I'll do nothing but what comes
from grave experience.
STEPH. Speak what you please, sir; he's a gentleman
As good as either of you both; and shall
In list of love, for such a bedfellow,
Brave him that dares; and here lay down more gold
To win her love than both your states are worth.
SPEED. Ha! do you know us, sir? you grow too bold; my
experience now hath found you: you were once a tattered fellow,
your name is Foster; have you such gold to give?
LAMB. Yes, yes, 'has won it betting at the bowling-alleys, or
at the pigeon-holes in the garden-alleys.
STEPH. You are muddy grooms[100] to upbraid me with that scorn
Which virtue now gilds over. Pray ye, gentlemen,
May I request your names?
LAMB. Our names are in the heralds' books, I warrant you;
My name is Innocent Lambskin; and this knight,
Simply though he stands here, is known to be
Sir Godfrey Speedwell.
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