A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
+Tim.+ Had I now pen and ink,
If I were urg'd, I'd fain know whether I
In conscience ought not to set down myself
No wiser than I should be?
+Plot.+ Gentlemen, how like you her wit?
+Tim.+ Wit! I verily
Believe she was begotten by some wit;
And he that has her may beget plays on her.
+New.+ Her wit had need be good, it finds her house.
+Tim.+ Her house! 'tis able to find the court: if she
Be chaste to[213] all this wit, I do not think
But that she might be shown.
+Bright.+ She speaks with salt,
And has a pretty scornfulness, which now
I've seen, I'm satisfied.
+New.+ Come then away to Roseclap's.
+Tim.+ Lead on; let us dine. This lady
Runs in my head still.
_Enter a +Footman+._
+Foot.+ Sir, my lady prays
You would dismiss your company; she has
Some business with you.
+Plot.+ Gentlemen, walk softly; I'll overtake you.
+Bright.+ Newcut, 'slight! her wit
Is come to private meetings!
+New.+ Ay, I thought
She had some other virtues. Well, make haste,
We'll stay without; when thou hast done, inform us
What the rate is: if she be reasonable,
We'll be her customers.
+Plot.+ Y' are merry, sir. [_Exit +Bright+, +Newcut+, +Timothy+._
SCENE IV.
_Enter +Aurelia+._
+Plot.+ Nay, sister, you may enter; they are gone.
I did receive your ticket this morning. What!
You look the mine should run still?
+Aur.+ O, you are
A careful brother to put me on a course
That draws the eyes o' th' town upon me, and makes me
Discourse for ordinaries, then leave me in't.
I will put off my ladyship, and return
To Mistress Holland, and to making shirts
And bands again.
+Plot.+ I hope you will not.
+Aur.+ I repent I left th' Exchange.
+Plot.+ Faith, I should laugh
To see you there again, and there serve out
The rest of your indentures, by managing
Your needle well, and making nightcaps by
A chafing-dish in winter mornings, to keep
Your fingers pliant. How rarely 'twould become you
To run over all your shop to passengers
In a fine sale-tune!
+Aur.+ What would you have me do?
D'ye think I'm the Dutch virgin, that could live
By th' scent of flowers?[214] Or that my family
Are descended of cameleons,
And can be kept with air? Is this the way
To get a husband; to be in danger to be
Shut up for house-rent, or to wear a gown
Out a whole fashion, or the same jewels twice?
Shortly my neighbours will commend my clothes
For lasting well, give them strange dates, and cry,
"Since your last gorget and the blazing star."
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