A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
+Bright.+ Bid the captain hasten,
Or he'll recover, and spoil all.
+Rose.+ They're here!
SCENE II.
_Enter +Quartfield+ and +Salewit+, dressed like two trumpeters,
keeping the door; +Mistress Seathrift+ and +Mistress
Holland+, with a 'prentice before 'em, as comers-in._
+Quart.+ Bear back there!
+Sale.+ Pray you, do not press so hard.
+Quart.+ Make room for the two gentlewomen.
+Mis. Sea.+ What is't?
+Sale.+ Twelvepence apiece.
+Mis. Hol.+ We will not give't.
+Quart.+ Make room for them that will, then.
+Plot.+ O fortune, here's his mother!
+Bright.+ And who's the other?
+Plot.+ One Mistress Holland, the
Great sempstress on the Exchange.
+Mis. Hol.+ We gave but a groat
To see the last fish.
+Quart.+ Gentlewoman, that
Was but an Irish sturgeon.
+Sale.+ This came from
The Indies, and eats five crowns a day in fry,
Ox-livers, and brown paste.
+Mis. Sea.+ Well, there's three shillings.
Pray, let us have good places now.
+Quart.+ Bear back there!
+Mis. Hol.+ Look, Mistress Seathrift, here be gentlemen.
Sure, 'tis a rare fish.
+Mis. Sea.+ I know one of 'em.
+Mis. Hol.+ And so do I; his sister was my 'prentice.
+Mis. Sea.+ Let's take acquaintance with him.
+Plot.+ Mistress Seathrift,
Hath the sight drawn you hither?
+Mis. Sea.+ Yes, sir, I
And Mistress Holland here, my gossip, pass'd
This way, and so call'd in. Pray, Master Plotwell,
Is not my son here? I was told he went
With you this morning.
+Plot.+ You shall see him straight.
+Mis. Hol.+ When will the fish begin, sir?
+Bright.+ Heart! she makes him a puppet-play.
+Plot.+ Why, now, they only stay
For company, 't has sounded twice.[224]
+Mis. Sea.+ Indeed
I long to see this fish. I wonder whether
They will cut up his belly; they say a tench
Will make him whole again.
+Mis. Hol.+ Look, Mistress Seathrift, what claws he has!
+Mis. Sea.+ For all the world like crabs.
+Mis. Hol.+ Nay, mark his feet too.
+Mis. Sea.+ For all the world like plaice.
+Bright.+ Was ever better sport heard?
+New.+ Prythee, peace.
+Mis. Hol.+ Pray, can you read that? Sir, I warrant
That tells where it was caught, and what fish 'tis.
+Plot.+ _Within this place is to be seen
A wondrous fish. God save the queen._
+Mis. Hol.+ Amen! she is my customer, and I
Have sold her bone-lace often.
+Bright.+ Why, the queen? 'Tis writ _the king_.
+Plot.+ That was to make the rhyme.
+Bright.+ 'Slid, thou didst read it, as 'twere some picture of
An Elizabeth-fish.[225]
+Quart.+ Bear back there!
+Sale.+ Make room! you
Friend, that were going to cut a purse there, make
Way for the two old gentlemen to pass.
_Enter +Warehouse+ and +Seathrift+ disguised._
+Ware.+ What must we give?
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