A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
+Rose.+ I see
You have heard of her, sir. Indeed she has
Done penance thrice.
+Ware.+ How say you, penance?
+Rose.+ Yes, sir, and should have suffer'd----
+Ware.+ Carting, should she not?
+Rose.+ The marshal had her, sir.
+Ware.+ I sweat, I sweat!
+Rose.+ She's of known practice, sir: the clothes she wears
Are but her quarter's sins: she has no linen
But what she first offends for.
+Ware.+ O bless'd Heaven,
Look down upon me!
+Plot.+ Nay, sir, which is more,
She has three children living; has had four.
+Ware.+ How! children! Children, say you?
+Plot.+ Ask him, sir.
One by a Frenchman.
+Rose.+ Another by a Dutch.
+Plot.+ A third by a Moor, sir; born of two colours,
Just like a serjeant's man.
+Ware.+ Why, she has known, then,
All tongues and nations?
+Rose.+ She has been lain with farther
Than ever Coriat travell'd, and lain in
By two parts of the map, Afric and Europe,
As if the state maintain'd her to allay
The heat of foreigners.
+Ware.+ O, O, O, O!
+Plot.+ What ail you, sir?
+Ware.+ O nephew, I am not well, I am not well!
+Plot.+ I hope you are not married?
+Ware.+ It is too true.
+Rose.+ God help you, then!
+Ware.+ Amen. Nephew, forgive me.
+Rose.+ Alas! good gentleman!
+Plot.+ Would you trust Bannswright, sir?
+Ware.+ Nephew, in hell
There's not a torment for him. O that I could
But see that cheating rogue upon the rack now!
I'd give a thousand pound for every stretch,
That should enlarge the rogue through all his joints,
And but just show him hell, and then recall
His broken soul, and give him strength to suffer
His torture often. I would have the rascal
Think hanging a relief, and be as long
A-dying as a chopp'd eel, that the devil
Might have his soul by pieces. Who's here? a sailor?
SCENE IV.
_Enter +Cypher+, like a sailor._
+Cyph.+ Are you, sir, Warehouse the rich merchant?
+Ware.+ Sir, my name is Warehouse.
+Cyph.+ Then you are not, sir,
So rich by two ships as you were.
+Ware.+ How mean you?
+Cyph.+ Your two ships, sir, that were now coming home
From Ormus, are both cast away: the wreck
And burden on the place was valued at
Some forty thousand pound. All the men perish'd
By th' violence of the storm: only myself
Preserv'd my life by swimming, till a ship
Of Bristol took me up, and brought me home
To be the sad reporter.
+Ware.+ Was nothing sav'd?
+Cyph.+ Two small casks; one of blue figs, the other
Of pickled mushrooms, which serv'd me for bladders,
And kept me up from sinking. 'Twas a storm
Which, sir, I will describe to you. The winds
Rose of a sudden with that tempestuous force----
+Ware.+ Prythee, no more, I've heard too much. Would I
Had been i' th' tempest.
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