A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
+Julia.+ Well let us not stand idle, but verify the proverb,
_Like master, like man_; and it shall go hard, Master Petro,
but we will put you in the same cue.
+Pet.+ Let me have fair play, put nothing in my cup, and do
your worst.
+Bac.+ Unless the cup have that virtue to retain the print of
a kiss or the glance of an eye, to enamour you: nothing else, I
assure you.
+Pet.+ For that I shall be more thirsty of than of the liquor.
+Julia.+ Then let's make no more words, but about it presently.
Come, Master Petro, will you walk in?
+Pet.+ I attend you.
+Bac.+ It shall go hard, but I'll drink him asleep, and then
work some knavery upon him. [_Exeunt._
_Enter +Duke+, +Leonardo+, and the +Antiquary+ drunk._
+Ant.+ I'll drink with all Xerxes' army now; a whole river at a
draught.
+Duke.+ By'r lady, sir, that requires a large swallow.
+Ant.+ 'Tis all one to our noble duke's health: I can drink no
less, not a drop less; and you his servants will pledge me, I
am sure.
+Leo.+ Yes, sir, if you could show us a way, when we had done,
how to build water-mills in our bellies.
+Ant.+ Do you what you will; for my part, I will begin it again
and again, till Bacchus himself shall stand amazed at me.
+Leo.+ But should this quantity of drink come up, 'twere enough
to breed a deluge, and drown a whole country.
+Ant.+ No matter, they can ne'er die better than to be drowned
in the duke's health.
+Duke.+ Well, sir, I'll acquaint him how much he is beholden to
you.
+Ant.+ Will you believe me, gentlemen, upon my credit?
+Leo.+ Yes, sir, anything.
+Ant.+ Do you see these breeches then?
+Leo.+ Ay, what of them?
+Ant.+ These were Pompey's breeches, I assure you.
+Duke.+ Is't possible?
+Ant.+ He had his denomination from them: he was called Pompey
the Great, from wearing these great breeches.
+Leo.+ I never heard so much before.
+Ant.+ And this was Julius Cæsar's hat, when he was killed
in the Capitol; and I am as great as either of them at this
present.
+Leo.+ Like enough so.
+Ant.+ And in my conceit I am as honourable.
+Duke.+ If you are not, you deserve to be.
+Ant.+ Where's Signor Petrucio?
_Enter +Petrucio+ and +Gasparo+._
+Pet.+ Nay, good father, do not trouble me now; 'tis enough
now, that I have promised you to go to the duke with me; in the
meantime, let me work out matters; do not clog me in the way
of my preferment. When I am a nobleman, I will do by you, as
Jupiter did by the other deities; that is, I will let down my
chair of honour, and pull you up after me.[352]
+Gas.+ Well, you shall rule me, son. [_Exit._
+Duke.+ Signor, where have you been?
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