A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
+Lod.+ Did chronicle ever match this couple, gentlemen?
+Jas.+ You make us wonder,
That both should seem to yield to the temptation,
And both so meet in one resolved goodness,
Unknown to one another!
+Lod.+ There lies the jest on't. Sirrah Pambo, I do but think,
an' she had met him in the garden, how she would have rattled
him.
+Clown.+ And ruffled him too, sir: the camomile[133] would have
been better for it many a day after.
+Jov.+ Such an honest-minded servant where shall one find?
+Lod.+ Servant! my sworn brother, man; he's too honest for an
office, he'll never thrive in't: ye have few servants will deal
so mercifully with their lords.
+Jas.+ A wife! why, she's a saint; one that ever bears a good
sound soul about her.
+Clown.+ Yes, when she wears her new shoes.
+Jov.+ Shall we see her, my lord?
+Lod.+ Where is she, Pambo?
+Clown.+ Walking a turn or two i' th' garden with Francisco,
sir; I'll go call her.
+Lod.+ No, no, no; let her alone: 'tis pity indeed to part
them, they are so well-matched. Was he not reading to her?
+Clown.+ No, sir, she was weeping to him: she heard this
morning that her confessor, father Jacomo, was dead.
+Jas.+ Father Jacomo dead?
+Lod.+ Why, now shall not we have her eat one bit this five
days.
+Clown.+ She'll munch the more in a corner: that's the
puritan's fast.
+Lod.+ Nay, do but judge of her, my lords, by one thing:
whereas most of our dames go to confession but once a month,
some twice a quarter, and some but once a year, and that upon
constraint too, she never misses twice a week.
+Jas.+ 'Tis wonderful!
+Jov.+ 'Tis a sign she keeps all well at home: they are even
With the whole world, that so keep touch with heaven.
+Lod.+ Nay, I told ye, ye should find no Philippo of Francisco.
+Clown.+ And I remember I told your honour you should find no
Abstemia of my lady.
+Lod.+ Nor no Lorenzo of myself: he was ever a melancholy
stubborn fellow. He kept her in too much, and see what comes
on't! I give my wife her will, and see what comes on't too!
+Clown.+ Nay, sir, there is two come on't, an' a man could
discover 'em.
+Lod.+ Two what, I prythee?
+Clown.+ It may be two babies, sir: for they come commonly with
giving a woman her will.
+Lod.+ I'd laugh at that, i' faith, boy. But who has she now
for her confessor?
+Clown.+ She looks for one, they call him father Antony, sir;
and he's wished[134] to her by Madonna Lussuriosa.
_Enter +Dorothea+ and +Francisco+._
+Lod.+ There's another modest soul too, never without a holy
man at her elbow! But here comes one outweighs them all. Why,
how now, chick, weeping so fast? This is the fault of most of
our ladies; painting--weeping for their sins I should say,
spoils their faces.
+Fran.+ Sweet madam.
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