A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
+Lod.+ What, am I fitted, gallants? am I fitted?
+Jas.+ To th' life, able to cheat suspicion; and so like
Father Antony the confessor, that I protest
There's not more semblance in a pair of eggs.
+Jov.+ An apple cut in half is not so like.
+Lod.+ Well, lords,[143] you're mad lords to counsel me to
this. But now, in this habit, shall I know the very core of her
heart and her little piddling sins, which will show in my book
as foils to her giant-bodied virtues.
+Jas.+ That will be admirable!
+Jov.+ We'll step aside: by this she's upon coming!
+Jas.+ We shall know all.
+Lod.+ Reveal, confession! but go your ways: as much as may
lawfully be revealed, we'll laugh at at next meeting.
+Jas.+ Come, let's be gone. But once upon a time, sir,
A beggar found a lark's nest; and, o'erjoy'd
At his sudden glut, for he thought 'twas full of young ones,
Looking, they were all gone: he was forc'd again to beg,
For he found in the lark's nest a serpent's egg.
So much good d'ye, sir. [_Exeunt._
_Enter +Dorothea+._
+Lod.+ Well, thou surpassest all the courtiers in these pretty
ones, if a man had the wit to understand them. Yonder she
comes: I can hardly forbear blushing, but that for discovering
myself.
Right reverend habit, I honour thee
With a son's obedience, and do but borrow thee,
As men would play with flies who, i' th' midst
Of modest mirth, with care preserve themselves.
+Dor.+ Hail, holy father!
+Lod.+ Welcome, my chaste daughter!
+Dor.+ Death having taken good father Jacomo,
Upon the plenal and approv'd report
Of your integrity and upright dealing----
+Lod.+ Delicate Doll! [_Aside._
+Dor.+ I have made a modest choice of you, grave sir,
To be my ghostly father: and to you I fall
For absolution.
+Lod.+ Empty then, my daughter,
That vessel of your flesh of all the dregs
Which, since your last confession clear'd you, have
Taken a settled habitation in you;
And with a powerful sweet acknowledgment
Hunt out those spirits which haunt that house of flesh.
Tears make dry branches flourish green and fresh.
+Dor.+ Since last I confess'd, then I do confess
My first sin was, that my tailor bringing home
My last new gown, having made the sleeves too flanting,
In an unchristian passion I did bid
The devil take him.
+Lod.+ That was something harsh, dear daughter,
Yet the more pardonable, for it may be your tailor
Lies in hell night by night. Pray, to your second.
+Dor.+ Next, in a more savage rage, my chambermaid
Putting a little saffron in her starch,[144]
I most unmercifully broke her head.
+Lod.+ 'Twas rashly done too. But are you sure, dear daughter,
The maid's head was not broke before?
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