A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
+Lod.+ I have nothing to do with ye; I take no notice of ye; I
have played my part off to th' life, and your grace promised to
perform yours.
+Ver.+ And publicly we will still raise their fame:
Who e'er knew private sin 'scape public shame?
You, sir, that do appear a gentleman,
Yet are within slave to dishonest passions,
You shall through Verona ride upon an ass
With your face towards his back-part, and in
Your hand his tail 'stead of a bridle.
+Clown.+ Snails! upon an ass? an't 'ad been upon a horse, it
had been worthy, gramercy.
+Ver.+ Peace, sirrah:
After that, you shall be branded in the forehead,
And after banish'd. Away with him!
+Fran.+ Lust is still
Like a midnight meal: after our violent drinkings,
'Tis swallow'd greedily; but, the course being kept,
We are sicker when we wake than ere we slept. [_Exit._
+Clown.+ He must be branded! if the whoremaster be burnt, what
shall become of the procurer?
+Ver.+ You, madam, in that you have cosen'd sanctity,
To promise her the vows you never paid,
You shall unto the monastery of matrons,
And spend your days reclusive: for we conceive it
Her greatest plague, who her days in lust hath pass'd
And soil'd, against[162] her will to be kept chaste.
+Dor.+ Your doom is just: no sentence can be given
Too hard for her plays fast and loose[163] with Heaven.
+Lod.+ I will buss thee, and bid fair weather after thee. But
for you, sirrah----
+Clown.+ Nay, sir, 'tis but _crede quod habes, et habes_, at
most; believe I have a halter, and I have one.
+Ver.+ You, sirrah, we are possess'd, were their pander.
+Clown.+ I brought but flesh to flesh, sir, and your grace does
as much when you bring your meat to your mouth.
+Ver.+ You, sirrah, at a cart's tail shall be whipped through
the city.
+Clown.+ There's my dream out already! but, since there is no
remedy but that whipping-cheer must close up my stomach, I
would request a note from your grace to the carman, to entreat
him to drive apace; I shall never endure it else.
+Ver.+ I hope, Count Lodowick, we have satisfied ye.
+Lod.+ To th' full; and I think the cuckold catch'd the
cuckold-makers.
+Ver.+ 'Twas a neat penance; but, O the art of woman in the
performance!
+Lod.+ Pshaw, sir, 'tis nothing: had she been in her gran'am's place--
Had not the devil first begun the sin,
And cheated her, she would have cheated him.
+Ver.+ Let all to rest: and, noble sir, i' th' morning
With a small private train we are for Milan.
Vice for a time may shine, and virtue sigh;
But truth, like heaven's sun, plainly doth reveal,
And scourge or crown, what darkness did conceal.
FOOTNOTES:
[149] This expression occurs in "Pericles, Prince of Tyre," act ii. sc,
1--
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