A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 14
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 14
English drama
TIM. We know it, don, and he knows it too, to his advantage. But
no man knows the issue of his travel better than Timon. It is
true, he addressed his course for Malagasco; but for what
end?--to learn hard words, school himself in the Utopian tongue;
and, to close up all, he sticked not, Xerxes-like, to deface
bridges in the ruins whereof, poor gentleman, he irreparably
suffered.
HAX. To my knowledge, he speaks no more than authentic truth; for
I myself, in my own proper person, got a snap by a Neapolitan
ferret at the very same time; ever since which hot Ãtnean service
my legs have been taught to pace iambics, and jadishly to
interfere upon any condition.
[_Aside._
TIM. Thus much for your despatch. Only this: be it your civility,
valiant don, to present my service to his naked savages, monkeys,
baboons, and marmosets, advising, withal, your master of the
bear-yard, that he henceforth content his hydroptic thoughts with
his own box-holders; and, lest he lose by his outlandish
properties, be it his care to pick out some doxies of his own,
lest those she-sharks whom he has employed upon that trading
occasion abuse his confidence.
HAX. Your commands, sir, shall be observed with all punctuality.
TIM. Do so, brave don, lest I call you to account, and return
your wages with a bastinado. But withal tell that cockspur, your
magnificent Mecænas, that he keep at home, and distemper not our
stage with the fury of his visits, lest he be encountered by my
little terriers, which will affright him more than all his
Spanish gipsies.
HAX. Account me, invincible sir, your most serviceable slave upon
all interests. Well, I have secured my crazy bulk as well from a
basting as ever mortal did; and if ever I be put on such
desperate adventures again, let this weak radish body of mine
become stuck round with cloves, and be hung up for a gammon of
Westphalia bacon to all uses and purposes.
[_Aside._
[_Exit._
TRIL. So, you have conjured down the spirit of one furious
haxter!
SCENE IV.
_Enter_ BOY.
TIM. And just so must all our tavern tarmagons be used, or
they'll trepan you, as they did that old scarified friar, whose
bitter experiences furnished with ability enough to discover
their carriage and his feverish distemper.
BOY. Sir, all our boxes are already stored and seated with the
choicest and eminentest damosellas that all Seville can afford.
Besides, sir, all our galleries and ground-stands are long ago
furnished. The groundlings within the yard grow infinitely
unruly.
TIM. Go to, boy; this plebeian incivility must not precipitate
the course of our action. How oft have they sounded?
BOY. They're upon the last sound; but our expectance of that
great Count, whose desires are winged for us, foreflow our entry.
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