A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 14
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 14
English drama
[_Their pages bring their clothes._
FLO. Now, you hemp-strings, had you no time to nim us, but when
we were upon our visits?
PAGES. Your suits, sir, were not without employment. They were
seam-rent, and stood in need of stitching.
ALL. Go to, rogues, you will never hang well together till you be
stitched in a halter.
[_They attire themselves._
PAGES. Well, we got more clear gains by this shift than you will
by your visit.
[_Aside._
CAR. We trench too much upon these ladies' patience:
Better too late than never; let us haste
To crown their longing hopes with our attendance:
Delays in visits quicken our desires,
And in their objects kindle secret fires.
[_They come down buttoning themselves._
[Sidenote: _Fastus in Antidotum frigoris, processit et urget
Insolitos motus, lepidæque Cupidinis æstus, Vestibus amictus
laceratis, alget et ardet._--Solin.]
FLO. 'Tis high meridian! we've lost the time
Of our appointed treatment.[169]
CAR. Let's contrive
Some neat evasion covertly disguis'd
To bear the face of truth.
SAL. It would do well,
Let's mould it as we go unto the garden.[170]
MOR. 'Twere vain to call; they're long ere this dismiss'd.[171]
PAL. And with incens'd spirits; which t' allay
Were a receipt worth purchase.
TIL. Th' wound's so green,
It must admit a cure. Our confidence
Prepares us best admittance; go along.
[_Exeunt._
SCENE VII.
_Enter the_ ALIMONY LADIES _at the other door_.
FLO. How opportunely doth this season meet To give us freedom in
our intercourse!
MOR. There is a secret influence, no doubt, Design'd to second us
in our desires.
[_They go towards their Ladies._
FLO. Madam!
FRI. We were mad dames indeed, should we give freedom to such
injurious favourites.
CAR. This is stormy language; I ever thought our late neglect
would nettle them.
[_Aside._
FRI. You can affront us, sir, and with your wit
Take a deep draught of Lethe and forget!
FLO. Forget! 'Slid, I did ne'er affront you.
FRI. No?
Nor with a screw'd contemptuous look pass by us
When we were at our treat? and with a scorn
Not only slight us, but impeach our fame?
FLO. I call the heavens to witness, never I!
FRI. Perfidious wretch! this did I hear and see,
And such records cannot deluded be.
Your words, sir, are regist'red.
FLO. Pray, let's hear them.
FRI. You begun first with what your ulcerous flesh,
If I be not deceiv'd, infected is.
[_The Favourites, as they appeared to their half-bodies in
the preceding scene: so the deserted Knights become
spectators of those public affronts done them by their
Ladies: only presenting themselves, and so withdrawing._
HUS. Hah, hah, hah! how neatly be these widgeons catcht in their
own springes!
TRILLO _from the gallery_.
Bravely continued, Timon, as I live;
Each subtle strain deserves a laurel sprig.
FRI. "Pox on these overacting prostitutes
They sate mine appetite."
CAR. What might I say,
That should disrelish Madam Caveare?
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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