A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 15Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 15
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
+Duke.+ Well, coz, I'll leave thee to thy wildness; a fitter
Companion much for thee than I at this time.
+Phil.+ Why, sir, I hope nothing has happened
To trouble you?
+Duke.+ No, no;
My grief, alas! is far beyond express;
To tell it to a friend can't make it less. [_Exit._
+Phil.+ Wou'd I were at the wars again: I fear
No sword half so much as the tongue of one
Of these nurses; and the youling of th' children
Are more dismal to my ears than the groans
Of dying men in a battle. I am
At this time in law with six or seven
Parishes about fath'ring of bastards;
Tis very fine truly! and yet me thinks
'Tis a hard case that I should be sued for
Multiplying the world,
Since death makes bold with bastards,
As well as other children. The very picture
Of a nurse and child in her arms wou'd fright
Me now. O, from that sight deliver me!
_Enter Nurse and Child as he is going out._
Ha! and here they come: pox on't, what luck have
I after saying my prayers? it shall be a
Fair warning to me; now am I started
Again, and must go run t'other course. [_Offers to run away._
+1st Nurse.+ 'Squire Philidor, 'Squire Philidor!
[_She runs after him._
+Phil.+ How deaf
Am I now! 'tis well I know this by-way
To avoid her.
_Enter Second Nurse and meets him._
Ha! S'death, another?
The devil appearing here too?
+2d Nurse.+ O my proper
Young 'squire, stay, stay, d'ye hear, sir?
+Phil.+ No, indeed, won't I. Yet I know one way
More to avoid them.
_Enter Third Nurse._
Ha! another coming
Here too? Nay then, I find I am in hell,
Before I thought I shou'd. What will become
Of me now?
+3d Nurse.+ O 'squire, I thought I should
Never have spoken with your worship.
+Phil.+ No, by this
Light, shou'd you not, if I could have holp it. [_Aside._
+1st Nurse.+ I wonder, 'squire, at your conscience, t'avoid
Your pretty babes as you do.
+Phil.+ So, now it
Begins, I am like to have sweet music
From the comfort of these nurses' tongues.
+1st Nurse.+ Saving your presence, sir, I think here are
Three as sweet babes as ever sucked teat,
And all born within the year too, besides
Three more that your worship has in our street.
+Phil.+ A very hopeful generation! sure,
This was a great nut year![73]
Well, if all trades fail, I may go
Into some foreign plantation, where
They want people, and be well paid for my
Pains: wou'd I were there now!
+1st Nurse.+ Codge, codge,
Dos a laugh upon a dad? In conscience, sir,
The child knows your worship.
+Phil.+ A very great comfort!
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