It was a cloudless summer day, and the crisp wind from the west drove
the crystal water of the great inland sea into ruffles of foamy lace
against the stone face of the terrace. If she had floated down from a
Fragonard panel, or stepped out of a Watteau _clavecin_, Miss Manning
could not have represented more picturesquely a dainty type of the long
by-gone. Low in stature, slight and graceful, this airy old lady, with
silver hair piled high on her head, where jewelled side combs held her
curls close--habitually wore grey silk or velvet, and her bright,
restless round eyes increased her likeness to a bird, hence Noel's pet
name was "Auntie Dove." Her gowns were many years behind the reigning
mode, and she shook her voluminous skirts in indignant scorn of
close-clinging garments then coming rapidly into vogue. When her
favorite young cousin Beatrix plucked up courage to denounce
"antediluvian fashions," the grey old dame seized her by the shoulders
and shook her till her teeth chattered.
"Trix, you are an impertinent minx! My gowns are decent and fit my
morals, and I would as soon change the cover on the Manning family
Bible. You young people have no longer any sense of proportion; your
skirts are so skin-tight you might all be 'artist's models,' and your
manners and your disgraceful slang are about as unlaced as the
bohemians. If your refined grandmother Manning could move in her
portrait frame, she would most certainly turn her back to you and her
shocked countenance to the wall."
To-day she lifted her tortoise-shell lorgnette to examine the rather
unusual pattern of Professor Cleveden's black onyx sleeve buttons, which
represented tarantulas with prominent diamond eyes.
"Noel, are we all permanently arranged in trios? Because, if so, you
have been cruelly unkind in condemning the professor to sit next to an
orthodox old woman who knows no more science than a blind kitten, who is
no bugologist, no apostle to moths, and who bitterly disapproves of
crucifying butterflies on pins."
"Aunt Trina, you will not be allowed to monopolize each other, no matter
how earnestly you both may desire to do so. Shall we change groups once
a day, or at each meal, in order that the collective wit and wisdom may
be impartially distributed?"
"I suggest that all names be deposited in a box and that we draw for
places," said Mr. Stapleton, fearful of losing his neighbor, Miss
Roberts.
"Dana, what a rash challenge to chance! She can be spiteful, that
classic, grinning old jade, and might roll up three women to one table,
leaving a solitary charming belle--presumably myself--to the tender
mercies of five furious men. Fancy the impotent wrath of the beauless
trio robbed of their legitimate prey! Noel, do not risk any such dire
disaster, but try the democratic plan of rotation in office, whereby I
shall afflict each of you for only a few hours of my term. What
delicious apricots! Surely old Amos Lea did not grow them?"
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