A Tar-Heel BaronSmith, Mabell S. C. (Mabell Shippie Clarke)
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A Tar-Heel Baron
Smith, Mabell S. C. (Mabell Shippie Clarke)
Mountain life -- Fiction; North Carolina -- Fiction
"Hit might spoil the other."
"What ye say?" asked Bud.
"Nothin'. Ah'm studyin' 'bout fixin' a sort o' do' fo' here, so's the
light won' shine out none when we-uns is workin'."
"Where's the smoke goin' to?"
"They's a split in that upper rock, fur back, we c'n run a bit o' pipe
through. Leastways, they was when Ah was a kid."
"'N 's they ain' been no _con_-vulsion o' nature since that happy time,
you 'low hit's still there."
"May be filled up; 'twan' overly big. But that's easy fixed."
"Say, Pink, don' you think we'd make any money--jus' as much money--'f
we paid the tax, 'n could retail openly?"
"Paid the tax? Paid---- Fo' the Lawd's sakes! Pink Pressley payin' the
gover'men' tax!"
He gave a great burst of laughter, which he quickly strangled, looking
about suspiciously, and shook and shook with suppressed mirth. Bud
stared at him seriously, and with some offence.
"Ah don' see nothin' e'er so ludicrous about that suggestion."
"Oh, Lawd!" Pink was rocking gently from side to side. "You don'? Jus'
look yere, then. Have you-all got twenty-five dollars to pay the
Federal gover'men' fo' this privilege? 'N fifty to pay the State? 'N
fifty to pay the county? 'F you got a hundred 'n twenty-five dollars to
spen' so free, Ah'd like to see hit!"
Bud rubbed his head and said nothing.
"'N who'd ye get to go on yo' bond? Mrs. Carroll 'n Miss Sydney, Ah
s'pose! Oh, dear!"
Again he laughed, soundlessly.
"If ye go into hit so expensive, ye gotter have the plant to do a big
business, 'n where'd ye get that? 'N ye'd have to get mo' co'n 'n you
'n me c'n make ourselves, 'n that'd mean ye gotter buy hit, or rent mo'
lan' 'n hire niggers to work hit, 'n how'd ye pay fo' that?"
Bud listened gloomily, chewing the side of his finger.
"Them gover'men' fellers cain' make nothin'," went on Pink. "Firs'
place they's co'n at fifty cen's a bushel. One bushel o' co'n makes
about two gallons o' whisky; they's an _ex_-pense o' nigh twenty-five
cen's a gallon to begin with. Then the gauger comes 'roun', 'n ye have
to pay a tax on all he's smart enough to fin',--a dollar 'n ten cen's a
gallon. They's a dollar 'n thirty-five cen's a gallon befo' the stuff's
lef' yo' sto'house. 'N what payin' market c'n ye fin' fo' hit when any
feller who wan's c'n get all the moonshine he needs fo' a dollar or a
dollar 'n a quarter a gallon? Oh, Ah tell you, 'f ye wan' to make any
money with a gover'men' still ye gotter have a switch-off that the
gauger cain' fin. 'N 'f ye do that, ye might's well's, far's yo' morals
is concerned, do hit all moonshine 'n save those ex-penses Ah listed
fo' ye right now."
"Ah s'pose yo' right," assented Bud. "Blockadin's blockadin', whether
ye do hit by moon or day. Do you-all 'low Calkins might inform on us?"
"Him's runs the still back o' Buck? Ah don' guess so. He knows Ah could
tell the sto'keeper the whereabouts o' a pipe in his still-house that
don' run into no sto'house. Oh, no, he won' inform on us."
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