Uncle Lance was showing some spirit, but his sister checked him with
this explanation: “Just because Miss Frances didn’t show any enthusiasm
over Theo winning, he and Tom somehow have got the idea in their minds
that she don’t care a rap to be chosen Queen. I’ve tried to explain it
to them, but the boys don’t understand girls, that’s all. Why, if Theo
was to choose any other girl, she’d set the river afire.”
“That’s it, is it?” snorted Uncle Lance, pulling his gray mustaches.
“Well, I’ve known for some time that Tom didn’t have good sense, but I
have always given you, Theo, credit for having a little. I’ll gamble my
all that what Jean says is Bible truth. Didn’t I have my eye on you and
that girl for nearly a week during the hunt a year ago, and haven’t you
been riding my horses over to the Frio once or twice a month ever
since? You can read a brand as far as I can, but I can see that you’re
as blind as a bat about a girl. Now, young fellow, listen to me: when
the master of ceremonies announces the winners of the day, and your
name is called, throw out your brisket, stand straight on those
bow-legs of yours, step forward and claim your privilege. When the
wreath is tendered you, accept it, carry it to the lady of your choice,
and kneeling before her, if she bids you arise, place the crown on her
brow and lead the grand march. I’d gladly give Las Palomas and every
hoof on it for your years and chance.”
The festivities began with falling darkness. The master of ceremonies,
a school teacher from Oakville, read out the successful contestants and
the prizes to which they were entitled. The name of Theodore Quayle was
the last to be called, and excusing himself to Miss Jean, who had him
in tow, he walked forward with a military air, executing every movement
in the ceremony like an actor. As the music struck up, he and the
blushing Frances Vaux, rare in rustic beauty and crowned with a wreath
of live-oak leaves, led the opening march. Hundreds of hands clapped in
approval, and as the applause quieted down, I turned to look for a
partner, only to meet Miss Jean and my former sweetheart. Both were in
a seventh heaven of delight, and promptly took occasion to remind me of
my lack of foresight, repeating in chorus, “Didn’t I tell you?” But the
music had broken into a waltz, which precluded any argument, and on the
mistress remarking “You young folks are missing a fine dance,”
involuntarily my arm encircled my old sweetheart, and we drifted away
into elysian fields.
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