"One hour may win future life." "He who makes the sorrowful rejoice will partake of life everlasting." "After death one is not accompanied by his gold or his jewels but by his knowledge (Torah) and his good deeds." (see note on Immortality p. 44.) Alexander reached the gate of Paradise. "Who is there," asked the guardian angel. "Alexander the Great." "We know him not, only the righteous enter here." Then he more humbly asked for a proof that he had reached the heavenly gate, and a piece of a skull was given to him! Alexander's sages proceeded to test it and finally placed it in one scale as a balance. They poured gold in the other scale, but the small bone weighed heavier. Alexander added his crown-jewels and diadem. The bone out-weighed them all. Then a sage placed a few grains of dust on the bone; up flew the scale! The bone was the setting of the eye. It is never satisfied until covered by the dust of the grave. Wit and Humor. "When the wine is in, the secret is out." "A man's character may be tested in his portion (generosity), in his potion (wine-cup), and in his passion." "If thou tellest thy secret to three persons, ten know it." "A light for one is a light for a hundred." "The sun will set without thy assistance." "The soldiers fight; the kings are heroes." "Life is lent, death is the creditor." "If speech in season is worth one piece of silver, silence in season is worth two." "Silence is good for wise men; how much more for fools." "Wisdom increaseth with age,--so does folly." "The poor who owe nought are rich; the old without ailment are young; the learned without religion are foolish." "Thy yesterday is thy past; thy to-day is thy future; thy to-morrow--is a secret." "Sufficient for the hour is its trouble." "Use thy best vase to-day; to-morrow it may be broken." Said an Athenian to a Hebrew lad: "Here is a _Pruta_ (a tiny coin); buy me something of which I may eat enough, leave some for my host and carry some home to my family." The boy brought _salt_. A would-be wit took an iron mortar to a tailor, saying: "Put a patch upon it." "I will, if you will make me some thread of this sand." R. Gamaliel bade his servant bring him something good from the market. He brought--a tongue. To test his judgment, he was next asked to bring something bad; he brought--a tongue. "If good there is nothing better; if bad there is nothing worse." "Life and death are in the power of the tongue."