The passers-by, seeing these perilous displays of agility, paused
with horror, and then produced a coin. One day, outside a mansion on
the east side of Berkeley Square, a thin pale-faced gentleman, with a
worried look, stared aghast for a moment while the unconscious Billy
was rehearsing. And when the worried man passed into the house, the
young acrobat found a shilling, actually a silver shilling, in his
hand. He asked who the gentleman was, and Joe informed him that he was
none other than the most noble the Marquis of Downland. No wonder he
was worried; for, apart from the domestic agitation of the capital,
the pulse of other capitals had to be felt through the medium of the
wires in Downland House. All the inner workings of the Chancelleries
of Europe were known within those walls; all the devious devices of
diplomacy; all the international collisions avoided by a hair’s
breadth; all the movements of foreign fleets; all the ambitions of
foreign potentates and the disposal of continental armies. For the
Marquis was Minister for Foreign Affairs, and they gave him sleepless
nights. To Downland House came ambassadors and envoys at critical
junctures in the lives of States. They came after the great naval
battle of the Dogger Bank, in which a powerful fleet of trawlers, armed
with fishing nets, was utterly routed by a Russian Squadron; they came
again, but less conspicuously, when a German Squadron paid a surprise
visit to Tangier. And there were many conferences there when certain
Powers proposed to close the Baltic Sea to British men-of-war.
When the Foreign Secretary suffered from nightmare, it generally took
the form of a thing with wings. It was a creature which sought to
imitate the Apostle Peter by walking on the sea--a web-footed, oceanic
bird, with a rudimentary hinder toe, and the upper mandible very
strongly hooked. This restless bird liked to visit every sea, skimming
the surface and gobbling the small fishes, crustaceans, molluscs, and
the rest of them. It always came in view in stormy weather. When the
Foreign Secretary awoke from these bad dreams, he never felt quite
sure whether the bird were a gigantic stormy petrel or the German
Emperor.
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