I hit the brakes and cut hard to the left, slapped his right rear
wheel, slid back. He braked too; that was a mistake. The heavy car lost
traction, sliding. In slow motion, off-balanced in a skid, it rose on
its nose, ploughing up a cloud of dust. The hamper whirled away, the
cloak fluttered and was gone, then the pirate car seemed to float for
an instant in air, before it dropped, wheels up, out of sight over the
sheer cliff. We raced alone down the slope and out onto the wooded
plain toward the towers of Bar-Ponderone.
A shout went up; Owner Gope leaned forward to pound my back. "By the
nine eyes of the Hill Devil!" he bellowed, "masterfully executed! The
prince of pipers is a prince of drivers too! This night you'll sit by
my side at the ringboard at Bar-Ponderone in the rank of a hundred-lash
Chief Driver, I swear it!"
* * * * *
I spent the first day at Bar-Ponderone rubbernecking the tall buildings
and keeping an eye open for Foster, on the off chance that I might pass
him on the street. By sunset I was no wiser than before. Dressed in the
latest in Vallonian cape and ruffles, I was sitting with my drinking
buddy Cagu, Chief Bodyguard to Owner Gope, at a small table on the
first terrace at the Palace of Merrymaking, Bar-Ponderone's biggest
community feasting hall. It looked like a Hollywood producer's idea of
a twenty-first century night club, complete with nine dance floors on
five levels, indoor pools, fountains, two thousand tables, musicians,
girls, noise, colored lights, plenty of booze, and food fit for an
Owner. It was open to all fifty-lash-and-over goodmen of the estate and
to guests of equivalent rank.
Cagu was a morose-looking old cuss, but good-hearted. His face was cut
and scarred from a thousand encounters with other bodyguards and his
nose had been broken so often that it was invisible in profile.
"Where do you manage to get in all the fights, Cagu?" I asked him.
"I've known you for three months, and I haven't seen a blow struck in
anger yet."
Cagu finished off an oily greenish drink and signalled for another.
"Here." He grinned, showing me some broken front teeth. "Swell places,
these big Estates, good Drgon; lotsa action."
"What do you do, get in street fights?"
"Nah. The boys show up down here, tank up, cruise around, you know."
"They start fights here in the dining room?"
"Sure. Good crowd here; lotsa laughs."
* * * * *
I picked up my drink, raised it to Cagu--and got it in my lap as
somebody jostled my arm. I looked up. A battle-scarred thug stood over
me.
"Who'sa punk, Cagu?" he said in a hoarse whisper.
Cagu took a pull on a fresh drink, put the glass down, stood up, and
threw a punch to the other plug-ugly's paunch. He oofed, clinched, eyed
me resentfully over Cagu's shoulder. Cagu pushed him away, held him at
arm's length.
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