A Unique Story of a Marvellous Career: Life of Hon. Phineas T. BarnumBenton, Joel
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A Unique Story of a Marvellous Career: Life of Hon. Phineas T. Barnum
Benton, Joel
Barnum's American Museum; Barnum, P. T. (Phineas Taylor), 1810-1891; Circus owners -- United States -- Biography
"Well" said he, "Adams, you seem to stand it pretty well. I hope
you and your wife are comfortable?"
"Yes," he replied with a laugh; "and you may as well try to be
comfortable, too, for your $500 is a goner."
"All right," Barnum replied, "I hope you will grow better every
day."
But the case was hopeless. Adams was dying. When Barnum met him
three weeks later at New Bedford his eyes were glassy and his
hands trembling, but his courage and will were strong as ever.
"This hot weather tells on me," he said, "but I'll last the ten
weeks and more, and get your $500."
Barnum urged him to quit work, to take half of the $500 and go
home. But, no. He would not listen to it. And he did actually
serve through the whole ten weeks, and got the $500; remarking,
as he pocketed the cash,
"Barnum, it's too bad you're a teetotaler, for I'd like to stand
treat with you on this."
When Adams set out on this last tour, Barnum had a fine new
hunting-suit made of beaver-skins. He had procured it for Herr
Driesbach, the animal tamer, whom he had engaged to take Adams'
place whenever the latter should give out. Adams had asked him to
loan him the suit, to wear occasionally when he had great
audiences, as his own suit was badly worn. Barnum did so; and at
the end of the engagement, as he received the $500, Adams said:
"Mr. Barnum, I suppose you are going to give me this new
hunting-dress."
"Oh, no," Barnum replied, "I got that for your successor, who
will exhibit the bears to-morrow, besides, you have no possible
use for it."
"Now, don't be mean, but lend me the dress, if you won't give it
to me, for I want to wear it home to my native village."
Barnum could not refuse the poor old man anything, and he
therefore replied:
"Well, Adams, I will lend you the dress, but you will send it
back to me?"
"Yes, when I have done with it," he replied, with an evident
chuckle of triumph.
Barnum thought, "he will soon be done with it," and replied:
"That's all right."
A new idea evidently struck Adams, for, with a brightening look
of satisfaction, he said:
"Now, Barnum, you have made a good thing out of the California
menagerie, and so have I; but you will make a heap more. So if
you won't give me this new hunter's dress, just draw a little
writing, and sign it, saying that I may wear it until I have done
with it."
Barnum knew that in a few days, at longest, he would be "done"
with this world altogether, and, to gratify him, he cheerfully
drew and signed the paper.
"Come, old Yankee, I've got you this time--see. if I hadn't!"
exclaimed Adams, with a broad grin, as he took the paper.
Barnum smiled, and said:
"All right, my dear fellow; the longer you live the better I
shall like it,"
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