A Walk from London to FulhamCroker, Thomas Crofton
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A Walk from London to Fulham
Croker, Thomas Crofton
London (England) -- Description and travel
—“but one should be at yours, and at your dear man’s command, as long
as you should both honour us with your presence. You shall be only
the sister, the cousin, the niece—the what you please of my
incognito, and I will never address you as other than what you choose
to pass for. If you knew, Madam, you would not question that I am in
earnest on this occasion; the less question it, as that at my little
habitation near Hammersmith, I have common conveniences, though not
splendid ones, to make my offer good.”
Richardson, in the letter from which this passage has been extracted, is
again led away by his vanity into a description of his person, and very
plainly hints at a meeting in the Park, through which he goes “once or
twice a week to” his “little retirement.” He describes himself as
“Short, rather plump than emaciated, about five foot five inches;
fair wig; lightish cloth coat, all black besides; one hand generally
in his bosom, the other a cane in it, which he leans upon under the
skirts of his coat usually, that it may imperceptibly serve him as a
support, when attacked by sudden tremors or startings and dizziness.”
. . . “Of a light-brown complexion; teeth not yet failing him;
smoothish faced and ruddy cheeked; at some times looking to be about
sixty-five, at other times much younger; a regular even pace,
stealing away ground, rather than seeming to get rid of it; a grey
eye, too often overclouded by mistiness from the head; by chance
lively—very lively it will be if he have hope of seeing a lady whom
he loves and honours; his eye always on the ladies”—and so on.
In return to this description, Lady Bradshaigh on the 16th December,
1749, half promises a meeting in an appointed place, for she tells the
elderly gentleman with “a grey eye, too often overclouded by mistiness
from the head,” but “by chance lively,” “that she will attend the Park
every fine warm day, between the hours of one and two. I do not,” adds
this perfect specimen of a literary coquette,
“Say this to put you in the least out of your way, or make you stay a
moment longer than your business requires; for a walk in the Park is
an excuse she uses for her health; and as she designs staying some
months in town, if she misses you one day she may have luck another.”
And Lady Bradshaigh proceeds to present, as if in ridicule of
Richardson’s portrait as drawn by himself, her own.
“In surprise or eagerness she is apt to think aloud; and since you
have a mind to see _her_, who has seen the King, I give you the
advantage of knowing she is middle aged, middle sized, a degree above
plump, brown as an oak wainscot, a good deal of country red in her
cheeks: altogether a plain woman, but nothing remarkably forbidding.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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