A Warning to the Curious, and Other Ghost StoriesJames, M. R. (Montague Rhodes)
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A Warning to the Curious, and Other Ghost Stories
James, M. R. (Montague Rhodes)
English fiction -- 20th century; Ghost stories, English; Short stories, English
“It began,” he said, “more than a week ago, when I bicycled over to
Froston, only about five or six miles, to see the church--I’m very much
interested in architecture, and it’s got one of those pretty porches
with niches and shields. I took a photograph of it, and then an old man
who was tidying up in the churchyard came and asked if I’d care to look
into the church. I said yes, and he produced a key and let me in. There
wasn’t much inside, but I told him it was a nice little church, and he
kept it very clean, ‘but,’ I said, ‘the porch is the best part of it.’
We were just outside the porch then, and he said, ‘Ah, yes, that is a
nice porch; and do you know, sir, what’s the meanin’ of that coat of
arms there?’
“It was the one with the three crowns, and though I’m not much of a
herald, I was able to say yes, I thought it was the old arms of the
kingdom of East Anglia.
“‘That’s right, sir,’ he said, ‘and do you know the meanin’ of them
three crowns that’s on it?’
“I said I’d no doubt it was known, but I couldn’t recollect to have
heard it myself.
“‘Well, then,’ he said, ‘for all you’re a scholard, I can tell you
something you don’t know. Them’s the three ’oly crowns what was buried
in the ground near by the coast to keep the Germans from landing--ah,
I can see you don’t believe that. But I tell you, if it hadn’t have
been for one of them ’oly crowns bein’ there still, them Germans would
a landed here time and again, they would. Landed with their ships, and
killed man, woman and child in their beds. Now then, that’s the truth
what I’m telling you, that is; and if you don’t believe me, you ast
the rector. There he comes: you ast him, I says.’
“I looked round, and there was the rector, a nice-looking old man,
coming up the path; and before I could begin assuring my old man, who
was getting quite excited, that I didn’t disbelieve him, the rector
struck in, and said: ‘What’s all this about, John? Good-day to you,
sir. Have you been looking at our little church?’
“So then there was a little talk which allowed the old man to calm
down, and then the rector asked him again what was the matter.
“‘Oh,’ he said, ‘it warn’t nothink, only I was telling this gentleman
he’d ought to ast you about them ’oly crowns.’
“‘Ah, yes, to be sure,’ said the rector, ‘that’s a very curious matter,
isn’t it? But I don’t know whether the gentleman is interested in our
old stories, eh?’
“‘Oh, he’ll be interested fast enough,’ says the old man, ‘he’ll put
his confidence in what you tells him, sir; why, you known William Ager
yourself, father and son too.’
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