A Whim, and Its Consequences: Collection of British Authors Vol. CXIVJames, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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A Whim, and Its Consequences: Collection of British Authors Vol. CXIV
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
"I do not understand that," said the man in the dull handkerchief. "I
made ten thousand clear in one day by the Birmingham, which, after
all, is the best line going."
"You might have made a hundred thousand if it had been the worst,"
answered the man of rounds. "You say you don't understand it. I will
explain--I am always ready to explain. On uncertain lines, very
uncertain indeed, there is always the most fluctuation. Now the
business of a speculator is to take advantage of fluctuations. You
will say it is not safe, perhaps; but that is a mistake. The
speculation in the bad-line business can be reduced to a mathematical
certainty, as I proved to the worthy gentleman with whom I have been a
doing a little business this morning, Mr. Tracy, of Northferry. He
preferred good lines, and thought them both safer and more right and
proper, and all that sort of thing. So I only dealt with the safeness;
for, after all, that is the question with a speculator; and I showed
him that the very worst lines have their up at some time; it may not
be very great, but the difference between it and the down is greater
always than in good lines. 'Suppose, my dear Sir,' I said, 'that the
fifty-pound share is at first at ninety per cent. discount; then is
the time to buy. You never suppose that it will rise to par; but when
the surveying is all done, the notices are served, the forms all
complied with, and after a tremendous bustle--always make a tremendous
bustle, it tells on the market--and, after a tremendous bustle, you
have got your bill into the Board of Trade, the share is sure to go up
till it sticks at seventy or seventy-five per cent, discount. Then
sell as fast as possible, and you gain more than cent. per cent. upon
your outlay.' There is no scheme so bad upon the face of the earth
that it cannot be raised full ten per cent. with a little trouble. Let
a man start a line to the moon, and if I do not bring it up ten per
cent. from the first quotations, my name is not Scriptolemus Bond."
"You must have made a good thing of it, Mr. Bond, I suppose," said the
man in the handkerchief.
"Pretty well, pretty well!" answered the other with a shrewd wink of
the eye; "not quite up to Hudson yet; but I shall soon be a head of
him, for he does nothing but dabble with paltry good lines. I have
enough in this box to make three men's fortunes;" and he rapped the
tin case by his side.
How the real Charlatan does vary its operations in different ages!
This same man, a century ago, would have been selling pills and
powders at a fair. His attention, however, was at this point called in
another direction, by the tall, elegant stranger in mourning, who had
lately come in, inquiring in a quiet tone, "Pray, Sir, does Mr. Arthur
Tracy speculate much in railroads?"
"No man more," answered Mr. Scriptolemus Bond. "Are you acquainted
with him, Sir?"
"I have seen and conversed with him several times," replied the other;
"but we are no farther acquainted."
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