A Whim, and Its Consequences: Collection of British Authors Vol. CXIVJames, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
General
A Whim, and Its Consequences: Collection of British Authors Vol. CXIV
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
"That is likely," said the witness; "I dare say our clock was a
quarter too fast--it generally was. It was quite light, I know, when
he went away."
Counsel.--"Then I won't trouble you with any more questions, Mrs.
Humphreys; and I am very much obliged to you for replying to those you
have answered."
Witness.--"Well, you are a civil gentleman, I do declare!"
Witness re-examined.--"I am sure the clock went fast, not slow. I said
I put it back that we might not be too late at church, because when it
was right we were right, and if it were wrong we might trust to its
being more wrong than it was.--Well! you are a saucy one!--The other
is a very civil gentleman. But I do not see why you should take
liberties with old women."
A roar of laughter followed in the court; and the judge coughed
sonorously.
I should say that the merriest place on earth--I go no further--is a
court of justice during certain criminal trials. It seems as if the
solemnity of the scene, and the awfulness of the circumstances,
brought out all that is risible with extraordinary effect, as a black
background throws out a bright figure. Perhaps, few trials had ever
excited more strong feelings than that which was now proceeding. There
stood the prisoner, whose life was at stake, an object of admiration
to many, of interest to all; in the prime of his youth and strength;
eminently handsome; richly endowed with powers of mind; of ancient
lineage and high name; connected with some of the noblest in the land;
kind, generous, high-spirited; with genius throned upon his brow and
flashing from his eye: his life hung upon a word; and yet, the whole
court laughed at the silly simplicity of a good but vulgar old
woman--laughed cheerfully, as if there were nothing like life and
death in the world--laughed as if human suffering and human crime were
unknown in the place where they were met to inquire into the murder of
one fellow-creature, and to adjudge another, either to prolonged
existence with all its bright companionships, or to speedy death--the
scaffold, the cord, the grave, the worm!
It was very horrible that laugh; and Chandos Winslow's brow grew dark,
as if they were sporting with his fate. He could not laugh--he could
not join in their heartless merriment. More than life was at stake for
him--honour and good name--ay, and perhaps love. Verily, we human
beings are lighter than vanity; and the lake of the spirits of men is
rippled by the least of all possible breezes.
The judge was the only one ashamed at his gravity being overset; and
he endeavoured to cover his merriment by saying in a stern tone. "Old
woman--that is to say, witness, you must respect the court. Was your
clock right or wrong on this identical evening, the fifth of February?
That is the question."
"I dare say it was not quite right," answered Mrs. Humphreys; "it
seldom is for two days together; but how far wrong it was on that day
I cannot tell--may be a quarter-of-an-hour, my lord."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account