A Whim, and Its Consequences: Collection of British Authors Vol. CXIVJames, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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A Whim, and Its Consequences: Collection of British Authors Vol. CXIV
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
"Well," continued Walter Tracy, "Emily ran and Rose ran; but I thought
it beyond the dignity of my profession to run before a single enemy,
though he was defended by a horn-work--perhaps lumbago had to do with
it as well as dignity, if the truth must be told. But our worthy
friend soon applied a cataplasm to my lumbago more effectual than any
of Sandy Woodyard's; for in two minutes I was sprawling. Master Bull
then thought he might as well take room for a rush, and ran back five
or six steps to gore me the more vigorously; when suddenly a new
combatant appeared in the field, in the shape of a little urchin, not
so high as my hip, who made at the enemy with all sorts of shrieks and
screams, so that if the beast did not think it was the devil come to
my rescue, I did. But the poor boy fared ill for his pains; for just
as I was scrambling up, I saw something in the air, small and black,
with a great many legs and arms flying about in all directions, just
like a spider in a web between two cabbages; and down came the poor
child, with a fall which I thought must have dashed his brains out."
"Good Heaven!" cried Mr. Tracy, "was he hurt? Was he not killed?"
"Hurt, he certainly was," answered his brother; "and killed most
likely, both he and I would have been, but--as in the story of
Camaralzaman, which some heathen of the present day has changed into
Kummer al Zemaun, or some other horrible name, violating all the
associations of our childhood, the true temple of Cybele to the
heart--no sooner was one army disposed of than another appeared. Up
ran a man with a stick in his hand, a stout, tall, powerful country
fellow, in a fustian jacket; (Rose held down her head and smiled,
without any one remarking her;) and, seizing our friend the bull by
the tail, thrashed him for some five minutes in a most scientific
manner. He must have been used to belabouring bulls all his life, like
a Spanish _matador_; for nothing but long practice would have made him
so proficient in an art not very easy to exercise. Rose, my flower,
what are you laughing at?"
"I think it was enough to make any one laugh," answered Rose, "to see
how foolish the representative of our nation looked while he was
receiving such a cudgelling. I was too frightened to laugh then, my
dear uncle; but here, by the side of this table, I can enjoy the joke
at my ease."
"It was no joke then, indeed," said General Tracy; "for it was a
matter of life and death between the brave lad and the bull. He had no
resource in the end, however, but to hamstring him, which he also did
most scientifically; and I believe that more than one of us has to
thank him for being here at this moment. It turned out that the man
was your new gardener, Arthur; and we must really see what can be done
for him. As to the gallant little gipsey boy, I have taken care of him
myself, and will provide for him."
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