A Whim, and Its Consequences: Collection of British Authors Vol. CXIVJames, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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A Whim, and Its Consequences: Collection of British Authors Vol. CXIV
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
It was evening. The cottage fire blazed bright and warm. Two tallow
candles were upon the table; for Chandos loved light, and burnt two
tallow candles. Moreover, the people of the hamlet thought him a great
man because he did so. Such is the appreciation of the world--such
the all-pervading influence of the spirit of the country and the
times--such the admiration of money in the _United_ Kingdom! of Great
Britain and Ireland, that the neighbouring peasantry thought him a
much greater man than the last head-gardener, because he burnt two
tallow candles, and the last burnt only one. Take it home to you, ye
gentlemen in Grosvenor-square. Your services of gilded plate, your
rich dinners, your innumerable lackeys, (none below six feet two),
which gain you such envious reverence from those who use Sheffield
plate, and content themselves with a foot-boy, is nothing more than
the burning of two tallow candles, in the eyes of your inferiors in
wealth. Be vain of it, if you can!
There was a neat row of books upon a shelf, against the little parlour
wall. Many related to gardening; but there was Shakespeare and Milton,
Ben, Beaumont and Fletcher, Herrick and Donne, and Cowley. Ranged
near, too, were seen, in good old bindings, Virgil and Horace, Lucan,
Tibullus, Martial, and Cicero. Ovid was not there; for Chandos had no
taste for gods and goddesses _en bagnio_. Homer and Lucretius were put
behind the rest, but where they could be got at easily.
There were tea-cups and saucers on the table; and the old woman who
had been hired to keep his house orderly, and attend upon little Tim,
after he had become a denizen of the cottage, was boiling the water in
the adjoining kitchen.
"Great A," said Chandos; and, out of a number of pasteboard letters on
the floor, the boy brought one, saying, "Great A. It looks like the
roof of a house."
"Great B," repeated his self-installed master; and the boy brought
great B, remarking that it was like two sausages on a skewer. For
every letter he had some comparison; and it is wonderful how rapidly
by his own system of mnemonics he had taught himself to recollect one
from the other.
"Now for the little bit of catechism, Tim," said the young gentleman;
"then a piece of bread-and-jam, and to bed."
The boy came and stood at his knee, as if it had been a father's, and
repeated a few sentences of the First Catechism, in answer to
Chandos's questions; and the young gentleman patted his head, gave him
the thick-spread bread-and-jam, and was dismissing him to the care of
Dame Humphreys, when the room-door was quietly pushed open--it had
been ajar--and the tall, fine form of Lockwood appeared.
"Ah, Lockwood! good evening," said Chandos. "Why, you are a late
visitor.--But what is the matter? You seem agitated."
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