“I am all right,” said she. “Please go on;” the latter words in a tone
that implied she was not a novice, and the attentions of gentlemen to
strange ladies were suspected.
“I beg your pardon,” said Vizard, coolly. “You are not all right. You
look as if you were going to faint.”
“What, are my lips blue?”
“No; but they are pale.”
“Well, then it is not a case of fainting. It _may_ be exhaustion.”
“You know best. What shall we do?”
“Why, nothing. Yes; mind our own business.”
“With all my heart; my business just now is to offer you some
restorative--a glass of wine.”
“Oh, yes! I think I see myself going into a public-house with you.
Besides, I don't believe in stimulants. Strength can only enter the human
body one way. I know what is the matter with me.”
“What is it?”
“I am not obliged to tell _you.”_
“Of course you are not obliged; but you might as well.”
“Well, then, it is Hunger.”
“Hunger!”
“Hunger--famine--starvation. Don't you know English?”
“I hope you are not serious, madam,” said Vizard, very gravely. “However,
if ladies will say such things as that, men with stomachs in their bosoms
must act accordingly. Oblige me by taking my arm, as you are weak, and we
will adjourn to that eating-house over the way.”
“Much obliged,” said the lady, satirically, “our acquaintance is not
_quite_ long enough for that.”
He looked at her; a tall, slim, young lady, black merino, by no means
new, clean cuffs and collar leaning against the chair for support, and
yet sacrificing herself to conventional propriety, and even withstanding
him with a pretty little air of defiance that was pitiable, her pallor
and the weakness of her body considered.
The poor Woman-hater's bowels began to yearn. “Look here, you little
spitfire,” said he, “if you don't instantly take my arm, I'll catch you
up and carry you over, with no more trouble than you would carry a
thread-paper.”
She looked him up and down very keenly, and at last with a slight
expression of feminine approval, the first she had vouchsafed him. Then
she folded her arms, and cocked her little nose at him, “You daren't.
I'll call the police.”
“If you do, I'll tell them you are my little cousin, mad as a March hare:
starving, and won't eat. Come, how is it to be?” He advanced upon her.
“You can't be in earnest, sir,” said she, with sudden dignity.
“Am I not, though? You don't know _me._ I am used to be obeyed. If you
don't go with me like a sensible girl, I'll carry you--to your
dinner--like a ruffian.”
“Then I'll go--like a lady,” said she, with sudden humility.
He offered her his arm. She passed hers within; but leaned as lightly as
possible on it, and her poor pale face was a little pink as they went.
He entered the eating-house, and asked for two portions of cold roast
beef, not to keep her waiting. They were brought.
“Sir,” said she, with a subjugated air, “will you be so good as cut up
the meat small, and pass it to me a bit or two at a time.”
He was surprised, but obeyed her orders.
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