Low courtesy; profound bows; exit deputation enchanted with her; _manet_
Klosking with the freedom of the city in her hand and ingratitude in her
heart; for her one idea was to get hold of Mr. Joseph Ashmead directly
and reproach him severely for all this, which she justly ascribed to his
machinations.
The cunning Ashmead divined her project, and kept persistently out of her
way. That did not suit her neither. She was lonely. She gave the waiter a
friendly line to bring him to her.
Now, mind you, she was too honest to pretend she was not going to scold
him. So this is what she wrote:
“MY FRIEND--Have you deserted me? Come to me, and be remonstrated. What
have you to fear? You know so well how to defend yourself.
“INA KLOSKING.”
Arrived in a very few minutes Mr. Ashamed, jaunty, cheerful, and
defensive.
Ina, with a countenance from which all discontent was artfully extracted,
laid before him, in the friendliest way you can imagine, an English
Bible. It was her father's, and she always carried it with her. “I wish,”
said she, insidiously, “to consult you on a passage or two of this book.
How do you understand this:
“'When thou doest thine alms, do not send a trumpet before thee, as the
hypocrites do.'
“And this:
“'When thou doest thine alms, let not thy right hand know what thy left
hand doeth, that thine alms may be in secret; and thy Father, which seeth
in secret, shall reward thee openly.'”
Having pointed out these sentences with her finger, she looked to him for
his interpretation. Joseph, thus erected into a Scripture commentator,
looked at the passages first near, and then afar off, as if the true
interpretation depended on perspective. Having thus gained a little time,
he said, “Well, I think the meaning is clear enough. We are to hide our
own light under a bushel. But it don't say an agent is to hide his
employer's.'
“Be serious, sir. This is a great authority.”
“Oh, of course, of course. Still--if you won't be offended, ma'am--times
are changed since then. It was a very small place, where news spread of
itself; and all that cannot be written for theatrical agents, because
there wasn't one in creation.”
“And so now their little customs, lately invented, like themselves, are
to prevail against God's im-mor-tal law!” It was something half way
between Handel and mellowed thunder the way her grand contralto suddenly
rolled out these three words. Joseph was cunning. He put on a crushed
appearance, deceived by which the firm but gentle Klosking began to
soften her tone directly.
“It has given me pain,” said she, sorrowfully. “And I am afraid God will
be angry with us both for our ostentation.”
“Not He,” said Joseph, consolingly. “Bless your heart, He is not half so
irritable as the parsons fancy; they confound Him with themselves.”
Ina ignored this suggestion with perfect dignity and flowed on: “All I
stipulate now is that I may not see this pitiable parade in print.”
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