“You are right, miss,” said La Judge, obsequiously. “Prevention is better
nor cure, and they say 'a stitch in time saves nine.'”
“That is capital good sense, Mrs. Judge; and pray tell the villagers
that, and make them as full of 'the wisdom of nations' as you seem to be,
and their houses as clean--if you can.”
“I'll do my best, miss,” said Mrs. Judge, obsequiously; “it is the least
we can all do for a young lady like you that leaves the pomps and
vanities, and gives her mind to bettering the condishing of poor folk.”
Having once taken this cue and entered upon a vein of flattery, she would
have been extremely voluble--for villages can vie with cities in
adulation as well as in detraction--but she was interrupted by a footman
announcing luncheon.
Zoe handed Mrs. Judge over to the man with a request that he would be
kind to her, and have her to dine with the servants.
Yellowplush saw the gentlefolks away, and then, parting his legs, and
putting his thumbs into his waistcoat pockets, delivered himself thus:
“Well, old girl, am I to give you my harm round to the kitchen, or do you
know the way by yourself?”
“Young chap,” said Mrs. Judge, and turned a glittering eye, “I did know
the way afore you was born, and I should know it all one if so be you was
to be hung, or sent to Botany Bay--to larn manners.”
Having delivered this shot, she rolled away in the direction of Roast
Beef.
The little party had hardly settled at the table when they were joined by
Vizard and Uxmoor: both gentlemen welcomed Miss Gale more heartily than
the ladies had done, and before luncheon ended Vizard asked her if her
report was ready. She said it was.
“Have you got it with you?”
“Yes.”
“Then please hand it to me.”
“Oh! it is in my head. I don't write much down; that weakens the memory.
If you would give me half an hour after luncheon--” She hesitated a
little.
Zoe jealoused a _te'te-'a-te'te,_ and parried it skillfully. “Oh,” said
she, “but we are all much interested: are not you, Lord Uxmoor?”
“Indeed I am,” said Uxmoor.
“So am I,” said Fanny, who didn't care a button.
“Yes, but,” said Rhoda, “truths are not always agreeable, and there are
some that I don't like--” She hesitated again, and this time actually
blushed a little.
The acute Mr. Severne, who had been watching her slyly, came to her
assistance.
“Look here, old fellow,” said he to Vizard, “don't you see that Miss Gale
has discovered some spots in your paradise? but, out of delicacy, does
not want to publish them, but to confide them to your own ear. Then you
can mend them or not.”
Miss Gale turned her eyes full on Severne. “You are very keen at reading
people, sir,” said she, dryly.
“Of course he is,” said Vizard. “He has given great attention to your
sex. Well, if that is all, Miss Gale, pray speak out and gratify their
curiosity. You and I shall never quarrel over the truth.”
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