She explained. “Physicians are obliged to send the rich to the chemist,
or else the fools would think they were slighted. But we need not be so
nice with the poor; we can prescribe to do them good. When you inflicted
your company on me, I was sketching out a treatise, to be entitled, 'Cure
of Disorders by Esculents.' That old man is nearly exsanguis. There is
not a drug in creation that could do him an atom of good. Nourishing food
may. If not, why, he is booked for the long journey. Well, he has had his
innings. He is fourscore. Do you think _you_ will ever see fourscore--you
and your vices?”
“Oh, no. But I think _you_ will; and I hope so; for you go about doing
good.”
“And some people one could name go about doing mischief?”
Severne made no reply.
Soon after they discovered a little group, principally women and
children. These were inspecting something on the ground, and chattering
excitedly. The words of dire import, “She have possessed him with a
devil,” struck their ear. But soon they caught sight of Miss Gale, and
were dead silent. She said, “What is the matter? Oh, I see, the vermifuge
has acted.”
It was so: a putty-faced boy had been unable to eat his breakfast; had
suffered malaise for hours afterward, and at last had been seized with a
sort of dry retching, and had restored to the world they so adorn a
number of amphibia, which now wriggled in a heap, and no doubt bitterly
regretted the reckless impatience with which they had fled from an
unpleasant medicine to a cold-hearted world.
“Well, good people,” said Miss Gale, “what are you making a fuss about?
Are they better in the boy or out of him?”
The women could not find their candor at a moment's notice, but old Giles
replied heartily, “Why, hout! better an empty house than a bad tenant.”
“That is true,” said half a dozen voices at once. They could resist
common sense in its liquid form, but not when solidified into a proverb.
“Catch me the boy,” said Miss Gale, severely.
Habitual culpability destroys self-confidence; so the boy suspected
himself of crime, and instantly took to flight. His companions loved
hunting; so three swifter boys followed him with a cheerful yell, secured
him, and brought him up for sentence.
“Don't be frightened, Jacob,” said the doctress. “I only want to know
whether you feel better or worse.”
His mother put in her word: “He was ever so bad all the morning.”
“Hold your jaw,” said old Giles, “and let the boy tell his own tale.”
“Well, then,” said Jacob, “I was mortal bad, but now do I feel like a
feather; wust on't is, I be so blessed hungry now. Dall'd if I couldn't
eat the devil--stuffed with thunder and lightning.”
“I'll prescribe accordingly,” said Miss Gale, and wrote in pencil an
order on a beefsteak pie they had sent her from the Court.
The boy's companions put their heads together over this order, and
offered their services to escort him.
“No, thank you,” said the doctress. “He will go alone, you young monkeys.
Your turn will come.”
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