Children of the rich -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction
"Will you? Then all I can say is that if I--I spoil many more I shall
know that I'm not fit for the situation which you've been so kind as
to offer me, and--I shall go."
"Really you must not talk like that." He picked up one of the
ominously numerous sheets of paper which lay at her side, all of which
had plainly had at any rate some slight acquaintance with the machine.
"Now this is not at all bad."
"There are three errors in the first line."
"Are there? So many as that?"
"And five in the second."
"Indeed! you don't say so!"
"And the third line's wrong altogether."
"That only shows that with a little practice you'll regain all your
old facility."
"I'm not sure that I ever had any facility; I can see that now; I'm
afraid I only used to play at typing."
"Then in that case you shall copy them by hand; I'm disposed to think
that perhaps good clear writing is best after all."
"Copy them by hand?" Suddenly a look came on her face which actually
frightened him; his words had evidently been to her an occasion of
serious offence. "I applied for your situation, Mr. Hooper, in the
belief that I could work a typewriter; you gave it me on that
understanding. If, now, it turns out that I cannot work a typewriter
it would look as if I had applied for your situation under false
pretences; do you suppose that I will continue to hold it knowing that
to be the case, and that you are paying me for something which it
turns out I cannot do? Either you shall have perfectly clean
typewritten copies, Mr. Hooper, or I must resign; I will not go
through the farce of pretending to occupy a position for which I have
been proved to be unfit."
He could have answered her many things, but he answered her nothing;
he was afraid. Instead, he shuffled out of the room, excusing himself.
"I've a most pressing appointment, Miss Lindsay." He was longing for a
pipe; the appointment was to smoke, all by himself, in the Temple
Gardens. "When I return I've no doubt you'll have advanced beyond your
expectations. Rome wasn't built in a day; you must persevere,
persevere!" In the office Mr. Hooper, placing his hand on King
Solomon's shoulder, whispered in his ear, as if anxious not to be
overheard, "Mr. Gibb, I am inclined to the opinion that having a
divinity on the premises is not all lavender."
To which Mr. Gibb replied, with a sigh, as if he himself was vaguely
conscious of a feeling of being "cribbed, cabined and confined"--
"No, sir; that's what I was thinking."
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