my mealie pap--I call him _Coeur de Lion_ (I don't mind him having the heart of a lion, but I object to him having its appetite)--is growling, and wanting to know "when the Yeomanry are going home. We came out for a crisis, and if the authorities call this a crisis may he be--" etc., etc., as he certainly will. I have tried to pacify him with the following offering of the muse--but failed:-- "Great Bugs of State. Imperial Bugs, The time grows heavy on our hands; Are the recruiting sergeants dead? Does khaki fail, or martial bands? Oh, teach the vagrant how to ride, The orphan boy to meet the foe; May Heaven melt your stony hearts, To let the foolish Yeoman go." [Illustration: I'kona.] Being under the impression that I have not made any direct reference to the nigger, of whom, of course, one sees a great deal, I will here give you my condensed opinion of this being. Left in his true state, he is, I believe, unobjectionable, but we have spoilt him. Our fellows have been too familiar with him in camp and on the march, and you know what familiarity breeds. He has sat or stood idle and watched with indifference we white men in khaki doing work he should have been set to do (I have borne huge sacks and other burdens, and cursed the officers, who have not made use of the niggers standing idly by). He has had the satisfaction of knowing that while he is earning three or four shillings a day, Thomas Atkins is earning thirteen pence. The general result is that he has become deucedly independent and occasionally confoundedly cheeky. As a remedy, I would suggest at the conclusion of this war--that is, assuming it does conclude--97 per cent. of the niggers employed by the British Government be jolly well kicked and then set in bondage for half-a-dozen years, more if their case requires it. Our horses are nearly all done. Mine is very lame in its hind legs. As far as horseflesh goes, he is the least objectionable brute I have had, though his ignorance and lack of appreciation of kindness is appalling. We have drawn horseshoes for five weeks, so it does not look like returning to Pretoria just yet. If we had drawn horses it would have been more to the purpose. We are having tea now, and have just drawn our biscuits for the next 24 hours. They number four thinnish ones, and represent three-quarter rations. Even as regards biscuits, one learns a good deal out here. I myself know four kinds of biscuits, all as like as any of Spratt's gold medal ones in appearance, but varying greatly in taste, and consequently, popularity. A WET NIGHT. COMMANDO NEK, _Sunday, October 7th, 1900._ As you can see by the above, we are still here, but expect to move to-morrow.