A Young Man in a Hurry, and Other Short StoriesChambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
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A Young Man in a Hurry, and Other Short Stories
Chambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"The folks is that sick o' him that they was talkin' some o' runnin' him
acrost the mountains," replied Byram; "but I jest made the boys hold
their horses till I got that there road-tax outen him first."
"Can't you git it?"
"Naw," drawled Byram. "I sent Billy Delany to McCloud's shanty to
collect it, but McCloud near killed Bill with a axe. That was Tuesday.
Some o' the boys was fixin' to run McCloud outer town, but I guess most
of us ain't hankerin' to lead the demonstration."
"'Fraid?"
"Ya-as," drawled Byram.
The game-warden laboriously produced a six-shooter from his side pocket.
A red bandanna handkerchief protected the shiny barrel; he unwrapped
this, regarded the weapon doubtfully, and rubbed his fat thumb over the
butt.
"Huh!" ejaculated Byram, contemptuously, "he's got a repeatin'-rifle; he
can cut a pa'tridge's head off from here to that butternut 'cross the
creek!"
"I'm goin' to git into his ice-house all the same," said the warden,
without much enthusiasm.
"An' I'm bound to git my road-tax," said Byram, "but jest how I'm to
operate I dunno."
"Me neither," added the warden, musingly. "God knows I hate to shoot
people."
What he really meant was that he hated to be shot at.
A young girl in a faded pink sunbonnet passed along the road, followed
by a dog. She returned the road-master's awkward salutation with shy
composure. A few moments later the game-warden saw her crossing the
creek on the stepping-stones; her golden-haired collie dog splashed
after her.
"That's a slick girl," he said, twisting his heavy black mustache into
two greasy points.
Byram glanced at him with a scowl.
"That's the kid," he said.
"Eh? Elton's?"
"Yes."
"Your path-master?"
"Well, what of it?"
"Nuthin'--she's good-lookin'--for a path-master," said the warden, with
a vicious leer intended for a compliment.
"What of it?" demanded Byram, harshly.
"Be you fixin' to splice with that there girl some day?" asked the
game-warden, jocosely.
"What of it?" repeated Byram, with an ugly stare.
"Oh," said the warden, hastily, "I didn't know nothin' was goin' on; I
wasn't meanin' to rile nobody."
"Oh, you wasn't, wasn't you?" said Byram, in a rage. "Now you can jest
git your pa'tridges by yourself an' leave me to git my road-tax. I'm
done with you."
"How you do rile up!" protested the warden. "How was I to know that you
was sweet on your path-master when folks over to Spencers say she's
sweet on Dan McCloud--"
"It's a lie!" roared young Byram.
"Is it?" asked the warden, with interest. "He's a good-lookin' chap, an'
folks say--"
"It's a damn _lie_!" yelled Byram, "an' you can tell them folks that I
say so. She don't know Dan McCloud to speak to him, an' he's that
besotted with rum half the time that if he spoke to her she'd die o'
fright, for all his good looks."
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