English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“No, indeed,” replied his dragoman; “but there are Committees. That
habit which grew up at the time of the Great Skirmish has flourished
ever since. Statistics reveal the fact that there are practically
no adults in the country between the ages of nineteen and fifty who
are not sitting on Committees. At the time of the Great Skirmish
all Committees were nominally active; they are now both active and
passive. In every industry, enterprise, or walk of life a small active
Committee directs; and a large passive Committee, formed of everybody
else, resists that direction. And it is safe to say that the Passive
Committees are active and the Active Committees passive; in this way
no inordinate amount of work is done. Indeed, if the tongue and the
electric button had not usurped practically all the functions of the
human hand, the State would have some difficulty in getting its boots
blacked. But a ha’poth of visualisation is worth three lectures at ten
shillings the stall, so enter, sir, and see for yourself.”
Saying this, he pushed open the door.
In a shed, which extended beyond the illimitable range of the Angel’s
eye, machinery and tongues were engaged in a contest which filled the
ozone with an incomparable hum. Men and women in profusion were leaning
against walls or the pillars on which the great roof was supported,
assiduously pressing buttons. The scent of expanding food revived the
Angel’s appetite.
“I shall require supper,” he said dreamily.
“By all means, sir,” replied his dragoman; “after work--play. It will
afford you an opportunity to witness modern pleasures in our great
industrial centres. But what a blessing is electric power!” he added.
“Consider these lilies of the town, they toil not, neither do they
spin----”
“Yet Solomon in all his glory,” chipped in the Angel eagerly, “had not
their appearance, you bet.”
“Indeed they are an insouciant crowd,” mused his dragoman; “How
tinkling is their laughter! The habit dates from the days of the Great
Skirmish, when nothing but laughter would meet the case.”
“Tell me,” said the Angel, “are the English satisfied at last with
their industrial conditions, and generally with their mode of life in
these expanded towns?”
“Satisfied? Oh dear, no, sir! But you know what it is: They are obliged
to wait for each fresh development before they can see what they have
to counteract; and, since that great creative force, ‘the good of
trade,’ is always a little stronger than the forces of criticism and
reform, each development carries them a little further on the road
to----”
“Hell! How hungry I am again!” exclaimed the Angel. “Let us sup!”
IV
“Laughter,” said the Angel Æthereal, applying his wineglass to his
nose, “has ever distinguished mankind from all other animals with
the exception of the dog. And the power of laughing at nothing
distinguishes man even from that quadruped.”
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