English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“It is not wholly, as yet, extinct, but lingers in the communal
kitchens and canteens, as introduced by the Young Men’s Christian
Association in the days of the Great Skirmish. While there is
appetite there is hope, nor is it wholly discouraging that taste
should now centre in the stomach; for is not that the real centre of
man’s activity? Who dare affirm that from so universal a foundation
the fair structure of æstheticism shall not be rebuilt? The eye,
accustomed to the look of dainty dishes and pleasant cookery, may
once more demand the architecture of Wren, the sculpture of Rodin,
the paintings of--dear me--whom? Why, sir, even before the days of
the Great Skirmish, when you were last on earth, we had already begun
to put the future of æstheticism on a more real basis, and were
converting the concert-halls of London into hotels. Few at the time
saw the far-reaching significance of that movement, or realised that
æstheticism was to be levelled down to the stomach, in order that it
might be levelled up again to the head, on true democratic principles.”
“But what,” said the Angel, with one of his preternatural flashes of
acumen, “what if, on the other hand, taste should continue to sink and
lose even its present hold on the stomach? If all else has gone, why
should not the beauty of the kitchen go?”
“That indeed,” sighed his dragoman, placing his hand on his heart,
“is a thought which often gives me a sinking sensation. Two liqueur
brandies,” he murmured to the waiter. “But the stout heart refuses
to despair. Besides, advertisements show decided traces of æsthetic
advance. All the great painters, poets, and fiction writers are working
on them; the movement had its origin in the propaganda demanded by
the Great Skirmish. You will not recollect the war poetry of that
period, the patriotic films, the death cartoons, and other remarkable
achievements. We have just as great talents now, though their object
has not perhaps the religious singleness of those stirring times.
Not a food, corset, or collar which has not its artist working for
it! Toothbrushes, nut-crackers, babies’ baths--the whole caboodle
of manufacture--are now set to music. Such themes are considered
subliminal if not sublime. No, sir, I will not despair; it is only
at moments when I have dined poorly that the horizon seems dark.
Listen--they have turned on the ‘Kalophone,’ for you must know that all
music now is beautifully made by machine--so much easier for every one.”
The Angel raised his head, and into his eyes came the glow associated
with celestial strains.
“The tune,” he said, “is familiar to me.”
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