“When these conditions are complied with,” interrupted his dragoman, “a suit for divorce may be brought, which may or may not be defended. Now, the ‘rig,’ which is always brought by the wife, is not so simple, for it must be subdivided into two sections: ‘Ye straight rig’ and ‘Ye crooked rig.’ ‘Ye straight rig’ is where the wife cannot induce her husband to remain with her, and discovering from him that he has been in the close company of another, wishes to be free of him. She therefore tells the Court that she wishes him to come back to her, and the Court will tell him to go back. Whereupon, if he obey, the fat is sometimes in the fire. If, however, he obeys not, which is the more probable, she may, after a short delay, bring a suit, adducing the evidence she has obtained, and receive a decree. This may be the case before you, or, on the other hand, it may not, and will then be what is called ‘Ye crooked rig.’ If that is so, these two persons, having found that they cannot live in conjugal friendliness, have laid their heads together for the last time, and arranged to part; the procedure will now be the same as in ‘Ye straight rig.’ But the wife must take the greatest care to lead the Court to suppose that she really wishes her husband to come back; for, if she does not, it is collusion. The more ardent her desire to part from him, the more care she must take to pretend the opposite! But this sort of case is, after all, the simplest, for both parties are in complete accord in desiring to be free of each other, so neither does anything to retard that end, which is soon obtained.” “About that evidence?” said the Angel. “What must the man do?” “He will require to go to an hotel with a lady friend,” replied his dragoman; “once will be enough. And, provided they are called in the morning, there is no real necessity for anything else.” “H’m!” said the Angel. “This, indeed, seems to me to be all around about the bush. Could there not be some simple method which would not necessitate the perversion of the truth?” “Ah, no!” responded his dragoman. “You forget what I told you, sir. However unhappy people may be together, our law grudges their separation; it requires them therefore to be immoral, or to lie, or both, before they can part.” “Curious!” said the Angel.