English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
When you had seen him you knew that there was really nothing to be
said. Idealism, humanity, culture, philosophy, the religious and
æsthetic senses--after all, where did all that lead? Not to him!
What led to him was beef, and whisky, exercise, wine, strong cigars,
and open air. What led to him was anything that ministered to the
coatings of the stomach and the thickness of the skin. In seeing him,
you also saw how progress, civilisation, and refinement simply meant
attrition of those cuticles which made him what he was. And what was
he? Well--perfect! Perfect for that high, that supreme purpose--the
enjoyment of life as it was. And, aware of his perfection--oh, well
aware!--with a certain blind astuteness that refused reflection on
the subject--not caring what anybody said or thought, just enjoying
himself, taking all that came his way, and making no bones about it;
unconscious, indeed, that there were any to be made. He must have
known by instinct that thought, feeling, sympathy only made a man
chickeny, for he avoided them in an almost sacred way. To be “hard”
was his ambition, and he moved through life hitting things, especially
balls--whether they reposed on little inverted tubs of sand, or moved
swiftly toward him, he almost always hit them, and told people how he
did it afterward. He hit things, too, at a distance, through a tube,
with a certain noise, and a pleasant swelling sensation under his fifth
rib every time he saw them tumble, feeling that they had swollen still
more under their fifth ribs and would not require to be hit again. He
tried to hit things in the middle distance with little hooks which he
flung out in front of him, and when they caught on, and he pulled out
the result, he felt better. He was a sportsman, and not only in the
field. He hit any one who disagreed with him, and was very angry if
they hit him back. He hit the money-market with his judgment when he
could, and when he couldn’t, he hit it with his tongue. And all the
time he hit the Government. It was a perpetual comfort to him in those
shaky times to have that Government to hit. Whatever turned out wrong,
whatever turned out right--there it was! To give it one--two--three,
and watch it crawl away, was wonderfully soothing. Of a summer evening,
sitting in the window of his club, having hit balls or bookies hard
all day, how pleasant still to have that fellow Dash, and that fellow
Blank, and all the ----y crew to hit still harder. He hit women, not,
of course, with his fists, but with his philosophy. Women were made
for the perfection of men; they had produced, nourished, and nursed
him, and he now felt the necessity for them to comfort and satisfy him.
When they had done that he felt no further responsibility in regard to
them; to feel further responsibility was to be effeminate. The idea,
for instance, that a spiritual feeling must underlie the physical
was extravagant; and when a woman took another view, he took--if not
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