English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Foxes,” it murmured, “kill for the love of killing. Man is a kind
of fox.” A violent dissent at once rose from the foxes, till of one
them, who seemed the eldest, said: “We certainly kill as much as we
can, but we should always carry it all off and eat it if man gave us
time--the ferocious brutes!” You cannot expect much of foxes, but it
struck me as especially foxy that he should put the wanton character
of his destructiveness off on man, especially when he must have known
how carefully we preserve the fox, in the best interests of sport. A
pheasant ejaculated shrilly: “He killed sixty of us one day to his own
gun, and went off that same evening without eating even a wing!” And
again came that shivering whisper: “Look at him! The ferocious brute!
Oh, look at him!” It was too absurd! As if they could not realise that
a sportsman shoots almost entirely for the mouths of others! But I
checked myself, remembering that altruism is a purely human attribute.
“They get a big price for us!” said a woodcock, “especially if they
shoot us early. _I_ fetched several shillings.” Really, the ignorance
of these birds! As if modern sportsmen knew anything of what happens
after a day’s shooting! All that is left to the butler and the keeper.
Beaters, of course, and cartridges must be paid for, to say nothing of
the sin of waste. “I would not think them so much worse than foxes,”
said a rabbit, “if they didn’t often hurt you, so that you take hours
dying. I was seven hours dying in great agony, and one of my brothers
was twelve. Weren’t you, brother?” A second rabbit nodded. “But perhaps
that’s better than trapping,” he said. “Remember mother!” “Ah!” a
partridge muttered, “foxes at all events do bite your head off clean.
But men often break your wing, or your leg, and leave you!” And again
that shivering whisper rose: “Look at him! The ferocious brute! Oh,
look at him!”
By this time the whole thing was so getting on my nerves that if I
could have risen I should have rushed at them, but a weight as of lead
seemed to bind me to the ground, and all I could do was to thank God
that they did not seem to know of my condition, for, though there were
no man-eaters among them, I could not tell what they might do if they
realised that I was helpless--the sentiments of chivalry and generosity
being confined to man, as we all know.
“Yes,” said the capercailzie slowly, “I am a shy bird, and was often
shot at before this one got me; and though I’m strong, my size is so
against me that I always took a pellet or two away with me; and what
can you do then? Those ferocious brutes take the shot out of their
faces and hands when they shoot each other by mistake--I’ve seen them;
but we have no chance to do that.” A snipe said shrilly: “What I object
to is that he doesn’t eat us till he’s had too much already. I come in
on toast at the fifth course; it hurts one’s feelings.”
“Ferocious brute, killing everything he sees.”
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