English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“To correct a thing,” answered his dragoman, “you must first be
aware of it, and these are not; no more than they are aware that
it is disproportionate to spend six days out of every seven in a
counting-house or factory. Man, sir, is the creature of habit, and when
his habits are bad, man is worse.”
“I have a headache,” said the Angel; “the noise is more deafening than
it was when I was here in 1910.”
“Yes, sir; since then we have had the Great Skirmish, an event which
furiously intensified money-making. We, like every other people, have
ever since been obliged to cultivate the art of getting five out
of two-and-two. The progress of civilisation has been considerably
speeded-up thereby, and everything but man has benefited; even horses,
for they are no longer overloaded and overdriven up Tower Hill or any
other.”
“How is that,” asked the Angel, “if the pressure of work is greater?”
“Because they are extinct,” said his dragoman; “entirely superseded by
electric and air traction, as you see.”
“You appear to be inimical to money,” the Angel interjected, with a
penetrating look. “Tell me, would you really rather own one shilling
than five and sixpence?”
“Sir,” replied his dragoman, “you are putting the candidate before
the caucus, as the saying is. For money is nothing but the power to
purchase what one wants. You should rather be inquiring what I want.”
“Well, what do you?” said the Angel.
“To my thinking,” answered his dragoman, “instead of endeavouring to
increase money when we found ourselves so very bankrupt, we should have
endeavoured to decrease our wants. The path of real progress, sir,
is the simplification of life and desire till we have dispensed even
with trousers and wear a single clean garment reaching to the knees;
till we are content with exercising our own limbs on the solid earth;
the eating of simple food we have grown ourselves; the hearing of our
own voices, and tunes on oaten straws; the feel on our faces of the
sun and rain and wind; the scent of the fields and woods; the homely
roof, and the comely wife unspoiled by heels, pearls, and powder; the
domestic animals at play, wild birds singing, and children brought up
to colder water than their fathers. It should have been our business to
pursue health till we no longer needed the interior of the chemist’s
shop, the optician’s store, the hairdresser’s, the corset-maker’s,
the thousand-and-one emporiums which patch and prink us, promoting
our fancies and disguising the ravages which modern life makes in our
figures. Our ambition should have been to need so little that, with our
present scientific knowledge, we should have been able to produce it
very easily and quickly, and have had abundant leisure and sound nerves
and bodies wherewith to enjoy nature, art, and the domestic affections.
The tragedy of man, sir, is his senseless and insatiate curiosity and
greed, together with his incurable habit of neglecting the present for
the sake of a future which will never come.”
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