Grim had cheerfully compared Miss Hilda to the queenly Juno, and said that if she would give Biffen's her protection, the house would give the other houses "fits" when the housers came round again; then he put in something about her hair, unconsciously cribbed from Ovid; and something about her walk--this I tracked to Horace; and wound up the whole farrago by saying he was ready to be her door-mat and to shield her from the furies, _etc_., which, I think, Grim genuinely evolved out of his own effervescing breast. The ode was properly posted by the poet himself, and even Wilson felt genuinely interested in the result. As for Grim, he was so jolly anxious that he could not tackle any more poems, but divided his time between ices at Hooper's and loafing round the letter-rack for Hilda's answer. A day or so later Wilson was busy translating for Merishall--carefully putting "songs" whenever he spotted "_carmina_"--when he heard Grim flying upstairs, and when the poet had smashed into the room, he held up a letter. "It's come," he gasped. Wilson laid down his pen and said, "Wait till you're cool, and then read it out." This is the letter _in extenso:_-- "Biffen's, Wednesday. "DEAR GRIM, "I don't think you'll ever be a poet, at least not a great one. I believe I could give you the Latin for most of the lines you have written: they are so dreadfully like the translations of my school-books, and it isn't very flattering when one has to put up with second-hand compliments several thousand years old, is it? But I am very glad that you think my good opinion of any value to Biffen's, for I should dearly like to see our house top of the school this year, and how can it be when one, who ought to be in the House Eleven, gives up all his time to writing 'poetry' instead of playing cricket? I hope you will not be very vexed with me for writing this, but I know you would prefer me to be "Yours very sincerely, "HILDA E. VARLEY. "P.S.--If I see you admiring the sunsets or the rose-bushes when you ought to be at the nets, I know I shall titter ... even if Miss Langton be with me. "H.E.V." Grim struggled through this to the bitter end. Wilson made the very roof echo with his howls of unqualified delight, but Grim's face was uncommonly like that sunset he admired so much. "This is a sickener," he gasped. "Jove! Grim, you've wanted one long enough," said Wilson, holding his aching sides. "Crumbs! One would think she was old enough to be my mother." "That's a way they have, when they're not feeling quite the thing. No wonder, poor girl." "Look here, Wilson, keep this dark. I'm not going to write any more poetry. I've been thinking that, ever since I sent Hilda the ode. I don't think it's quite the real article." "No," said Wilson, consolingly; "only original-spirit catching." "A lot you know about it, old man," said Grim, hotly. "Granted, Grimmy; but Hilda twigged the fraud, quick enough."