Ada, the Betrayed; Or, The Murder at the Old Smithy. A Romance of PassionRymer, James Malcolm
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Ada, the Betrayed; Or, The Murder at the Old Smithy. A Romance of Passion
Rymer, James Malcolm
English fiction -- 19th century; Penny dreadfuls
All now rose, and a more strange collection of excited faces could
scarcely have been seen, than was presented just then at the Chequers
in expectation of a serious battle between the smith and his
antagonist, who, although not near so stout a man, was fully as tall,
and a great deal younger looking than he.
“What do you want here?” said Britton.
“I shall not tell you,” replied the man.
“You can fight?”
“A little.”
“Where I came from,” added Britton, “we wrestle a little.”
“So do we where I came from,” replied the other, calmly.
“Do you,” cried Britton, and then confident in his own strength and
skill, even half intoxicated as he was, he sprung upon the man, and
seizing him fairly by the shoulder and waist, he made a tremendous
effort to throw him, but he produced no more impression upon the
stranger than as if he had laid hold of the corner of a house.
After a few moments’ exertion, he ceased, panting, from his endeavours,
and at that moment the stranger put out his arms, and threw Britton so
heavily upon his back that the room shook again.
“Foul play! Foul play!” cried the butcher, half rising.
“You lie, sir,” cried the stranger, in a tone that made the butcher
fall back into his seat again with surprise.
“Follow,” cried the stranger then, addressing the men who had waited
patiently until the result of the combat. He then strode from the
house, being immediately followed by those who appeared to know him,
and under so implicit an obedience to his commands. Britton was picked
up by the butcher, and laid with a thwack as if he had been some huge
joint of meat, upon one of the oaken tables.
“I hope there’s no bones broke,” said the landlord.
“Bones broke, be bothered,” replied the butcher; “I think I ought to
know something about bones and meat too.”
“So you ought. Master Bond,” cried a man; “so you ought. Only I should
say you knew most about bones.”
“Should you, spooney—and why?”
“Because you never send me a joint that isn’t at least the best part
bones.”
There was a general laugh against the butcher at this sally, who,
glaring ferociously at the speaker, exclaimed,—
“When you come to my shop again, look after your own carcass that’s
all, and now for what I calls judgmatical atomy.”
“What?” cried several voices.
“Judgmatical atomy,” roared the butcher. “It means knowing whether
bones is broke or not.”
“Oh, very good, Master Bond,” said the landlord. “Pray attend to his
majesty, bless him. I hope he ain’t hurt—a d—d fool.”
This last sentence was uttered very low by the landlord, and Bond, the
butcher, at once commenced a ludicrous examination of the various limbs
of Britton.
“He ain’t hurt in the fore-leg,” he remarked. “He ain’t damaged nowhere
from neck to loins. He’d cut up as nice as possible, and nobody be no
wiser. Pour a glass of brandy into his mouth, and hold his nose.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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