Addresses: by John A. Martin. Delivered in Kansas.Martin, John Alexander
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Addresses: by John A. Martin. Delivered in Kansas.
Martin, John Alexander
Kansas
The meetings of the lodge, when I was admitted to membership, early in
1860, were held in an odd-looking cottonwood building near the corner of
Commercial and Eighth streets. And Eighth street, at that time, was out
in the country. There were no pavements in those days, and the streets
were quagmires. Reaching the lot on which the hall was located, you
found the building oddly placed upon its rear half, and approached by an
odd-looking cottonwood bridge, spanning a deep ravine, and nearly always
in a condition of general dilapidation and decay. Passing over this
bridge—and on dark nights it was a passage attended with fear and
trembling—you reached the building. Then, oddly still, you had to go
around it, to the rear, where an odd, rickety, cottonwood stairway,
built on stilts, led to the second story. The steps of this stairway had
an odd habit of turning up, unexpectedly, and the victims of this
perverse disposition were inclined to declare, in their wrath, that
never again, until that infernal old man-trap was fixed, would they
attend another lodge meeting.
Reaching a platform at the head of the stairway, you passed into the
ante-room—a room about as large as a good-sized dry-goods box; and
thence made your way into the lodge-room.
We confidently believed, in those old days, that it was a comfortable
and commodious place. In reality, it was not more than one-third the
size of the present lodge-room. It was dimly lighted by coal-oil lamps;
its floor was covered with the oddest—not to say the most
atrocious—pattern of a carpet ever woven; and the tawdry hangings of
ten-cent red-and-blue chintz over the officers’ chairs were agonizing in
their cheap affectation of adornment. The walls were rough, and black
with smoke, until the lodges finally, in a moment of puffed-up wealth,
covered them with wall-paper whose figures must have conveyed to the
initiate, when his eyes were first opened to the light, the impression
that a house-painter’s apprentice had essayed high art, and ended, in a
fit of disgust, by hurling his paint pots and brushes at the canvas.
This old lodge room had a roof which, like that of the Arkansas
gentleman, didn’t leak when it didn’t rain and couldn’t be mended when
it did rain. Some one of the Masonic brethren—who met in the same
room—had been prowling about in the loft, and, making a misstep, had
left in the ceiling a ragged, yawning hole. This served, for years, to
impress outsiders, on occasions like the present, with the suspicion
that some mysterious and perhaps awful event had occasioned that break.
Repairs were rarely made, for the very excellent reason that the
treasury of the lodge, in those days, resembled the pocketbook of a
tramp. There was no danger of defalcations, and an official bond was
entirely superfluous.
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