Adrift in the Unknown; or, Queer Adventures in a Queer RealmCook, William Wallace
Science
Adrift in the Unknown; or, Queer Adventures in a Queer Realm
Cook, William Wallace
Science fiction
"Trains that burn the black blocks and need not be hauled by hand!
Green vegetation, laughing rivers and babbling brooks all on the outer
shell! Rich cities, stores of art and heaps of yellow gold! These, and
myriad other marvelous things are on the Earth, Olox, and guarded only
by two-handed, five-fingered colossi, who have to load a tube of iron
with black powder and round missiles before they can attack their foes!"
The king threw back his head and laughed on the word-box. Taking a cue
from the king, Olox also laughed, and so did the others.
"And these Earth dwellers can’t even see in the dark!" rippled the king
with contemptuous fingers.
"But they are large, your majesty," ventured the high chief.
"Large and therefore awkward; not quick like our people, Olox. The
zetbai is the key to the situation. We could girdle the green star of
these colossi, devastate it and destroy all who sought to oppose us.
That is what we shall do."
"It will be a noble campaign, your majesty."
"Noble? That is not the word, Olox. It will be stupendous! We’ll
monopolize everything when we get there, my dear sir—everything we can
get our hands on. And I guess we can get our hands on whatever there
is—zet will clear every obstacle out of our way."
The king looked at the theoretical side. Olox, naturally, had an eye to
the practical.
"What are your orders for the campaign, your majesty?" he asked.
"I shall leave a regent to look after Baigadd," said the king, "and
myself accompany the expedition. You will be the military head, Olox."
"Yes, your majesty. We are to go in the metal house?"
"It is the only thing we have to go in. The metal house was unhurt by
its fall into the crater?"
"That appears to be the case, your majesty, strange as it may seem. It
fell into the kingdom right side up and——"
"The interior is in good condition?"
"Very good, your majesty."
"My orders to the effect that nothing should be removed from it have
been carried out?"
"The executioner-general would have that tub of white pigment. Nothing
else has been taken from the house."
"Very good. How many of our people will the house contain comfortably?"
"I should say that fifty or more could dwell in it without much
inconvenience."
"Then select fifty soldiers, the flower of the Gaddbaizets. Among your
stores be sure you have a good supply of black kaka. I want some one
who is away up in ideographs to accompany the expedition as historian."
"It will be attended to, your highness."
The king turned and aimed his word-box at the professor.
"Is that tub of white pigment essential to the proper equipment of the
metal house?" he asked.
"Very essential," replied Quinn.
Three weeks and more in the nether kingdoms had whitened us
considerably, but the professor’s face was now a sickly grayish color.
"Then I will have it taken back to the house," said the king.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account