"'You might have listened to me and saved yourself trouble,' says she,
climbing over the rail and squinting along for'ard and seeing the first
shackle flip out and stop. 'There's fifteen fathom,' says she; 'you may
as well turn your men to and heave up.'
"And then we had it out. I didn't believe her. I didn't think you'd
take her on as a partner, and I told her as much and wanted proof. She
got high and mighty, and I told her I was old enough to be her
grandfather and that I wouldn't take gammon from a chit like her. And
then I ordered her off the _Flibberty_. 'Captain Oleson,' she says,
sweet as you please, 'I've a few minutes to spare on you, and I've got
some good whisky over on the _Emily_. Come on along. Besides, I want
your advice about this wrecking business. Everybody says you're a
crackerjack sailor-man'--that's what she said, 'crackerjack.' And I
went, in her whale-boat, Adamu Adam steering and looking as solemn as a
funeral.
"On the way she told me about the _Martha_, and how she'd bought her, and
was going to float her. She said she'd chartered the _Emily_, and was
sailing as soon as I could get the _Flibberty_ underway. It struck me
that her gammon was reasonable enough, and I agreed to pull out for
Berande right O, and get your orders to go along to Poonga-Poonga. But
she said there wasn't a second to be lost by any such foolishness, and
that I was to sail direct for Poonga-Poonga, and that if I couldn't take
her word that she was your partner, she'd get along without me and the
_Flibberty_. And right there's where she fooled me.
"Down in the _Emily's_ cabin was them three soaks--you know them--Fowler
and Curtis and that Brahms chap. 'Have a drink,' says she. I thought
they looked surprised when she unlocked the whisky locker and sent a
nigger for the glasses and water-monkey. But she must have tipped them
off unbeknownst to me, and they knew just what to do. 'Excuse me,' she
says, 'I'm going on deck a minute.' Now that minute was half an hour. I
hadn't had a drink in ten days. I'm an old man and the fever has
weakened me. Then I took it on an empty stomach, too, and there was them
three soaks setting me an example, they arguing for me to take the
_Flibberty_ to Poonga-Poonga, an' me pointing out my duty to the
contrary. The trouble was, all the arguments were pointed with drinks,
and me not being a drinking man, so to say, and weak from fever . . .
"Well, anyway, at the end of the half-hour down she came again and took a
good squint at me. 'That'll do nicely,' I remember her saying; and with
that she took the whisky bottles and hove them overside through the
companionway. 'That's the last, she said to the three soaks, 'till the
_Martha_ floats and you're back in Guvutu. It'll be a long time between
drinks.' And then she laughed.
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