Adventures of the Comte de la Muette during the Reign of TerrorCapes, Bernard
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Adventures of the Comte de la Muette during the Reign of Terror
Capes, Bernard
France -- History -- Revolution, 1789-1799 -- Fiction
“It is one of thy accomplishments,” said Madame la Comtesse, at a
hazard.
It was, indeed, though she could not have known it; or that
Brillat-Savarin himself had once acknowledged me to be his master in
the art.
“I shall be charmed,” I said.
I called for oil, wine, vinegar, sweet fruits, the sauces of soy and
ketchup, caviare, truffles, anchovies, meat-gravy, and the yolks of
eggs. I had a proportion and a place for each; and while I broke the
lettuces, my company sat watching, and engaged me in some pretty
intimate conversation, asking many questions about Paris, my former
and present conditions, and even my place of abode.
I answered good-humouredly on account of my dear Philippe, who was of
the very complexion and moral of these frank rascals; and presently
they pronounced my salad such a dish as Vitellius had never conceived;
and, from their table, they drank to its author and to the beautiful
eyes of Madame la Comtesse.
It was all comical enough; but, by-and-by when, having finished our
meal, we found ourselves in the street again, Carinne thrust a folded
slip of paper into my hand.
“What is this, _mignonne_?”
“Look, then,” said she. “It was conveyed by the _élégant_ under thy
plate.”
I opened and examined it. It was a note for five pounds.
“_Au diable!_” I murmured, flushing scarlet.
Carinne placed her hand on my arm. She looked up in my face very
earnest and pitiful.
“Jourdain,” she said, “makes his living by turning his knowledge of
weaving to account; De Courcy begs his by ‘_parfilage_.’ Which is the
better method, _mon ami_? Is it not well to face the inevitable
courageously by taking thy accomplishments to market?”
“I will become a salad-dresser,” said I.
* * * * * * *
On the following day arrived a very courteous note from my
_petit-maître_ of the dining-room, entreating me, as a special
favour, to come that evening to a certain noble house and make the
salad for a large dinner-party that was to be given therein. I went,
was happy in confirming the great opinion formed of my powers, and was
delicately made the recipient of a handsome present in acknowledgment
of my services. From that moment my good little fortunes rolled up
like a snow-ball. Within a period of eighteen months I had
accumulated, by the mere “art of selection,” a sum of near a hundred
thousand francs--truly a notable little egg’s-nest.
* * * * * * *
One morning, not so very long ago, Madame de Crancé came to me with
her eyes shining.
“Little Thibaut,” said she, “thou hast a great heart. Yet--though
doubtless thou wert right to insist that the husband should be the
bread-winner--it has grieved me to stand by and watch my own
particular gift rusting from disuse. Well, sir, for thy rebuke I have
at last a surprise for thee. Behold!” and with that she fetched a
canvas from behind her back, where she had been secreting it, and
presented it to my view.
“Is it not like?” she said, her throat swelling with joy and pride.
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