Adventures of the Comte de la Muette during the Reign of TerrorCapes, Bernard
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Adventures of the Comte de la Muette during the Reign of Terror
Capes, Bernard
France -- History -- Revolution, 1789-1799 -- Fiction
Early he handed over the bag of broadsides--the revolutionary songs
and ballads (some, it must be confessed, abominably coarse)--to my
care, that so he himself might assume a lofty indifference to the
meaner processes of his business. This delighted me. It was like a new
rattling game to me to hawk my commodities amongst the crowd; to jest
and laugh with my fellows once more under cover of the droll I
represented. Shortly, I think, I became as popular as Quatremains
himself; and over this, though he loved me as a valuable auxiliary, he
began to look a little sober by-and-by, as if he dreaded I should joke
the weightier part of his commerce out of all respect.
_His_ popularity was chiefly with the village wenches. They would
gather about him at the fountains, and pay their sous open-eyed to be
expounded; or singly they would withdraw him into nooks or private
places if the case was serious.
“Citizen seër,” says Margot, “I dreamed I fell and was wounded.”
“That is good, little minette. Thou wilt pay me five sous for a fond
lover.”
“Citizen seër, I dreamed I was eating of a great egg.”
“And thou shalt shortly beget a male child that shall bring thee
honour.”
“How now, old Jackalent!”
There rises a shrill cackle of laughter.
“_Fi donc_, Margot! _On te le rendra de bonne heure!_”
To submit the commerce of love to the test of a little dream-manual he
carried about with him, that was Quatremains’ system. This key (it was
in manuscript) interpreted on a couple of hundred, or more, words,
from _Abel_ to _Wounds_; but affairs of the heart predominated through
the whole alphabet of nonsense. He would coach himself continually
from it in secret; but indeed a small wit and a trifle of invention
were all that was needed. Now and again I would rally him on this
petty taxing of credulity.
“How now!” he would answer. “Art thou not yet convinced?”
“By what, thou most surprising Quatremains-Quatrepattes?”
“For example, did I not foretell that Mère Grignon, whose husband was
guillotined, would be brought to bed of a child with the mark of the
_lunette_ on its throat; and were not my words verified the same
night?”
“But who knows that some one may not have bribed the nurse to score
the neck of the new-born with whipcord?”
“_Tête-bleu!_ Should I hold good my reputation and pay this nurse,
think’st thou, out of five sous?”
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